Would u rather stay as you are or be chad but…

[Thinking_CEL]

One random day of the week ur life was like a horror movie once a week suddenly ur house has footsteps monsters everywhere u look u might even get hurt but never die from them they might kill anyone ur with tho

And it’s always a random day of the week so u can’t warn ur gf or family about it if they are with u that day the monster will try to kill them unless u save them somehow

It would start midnight and last the whole day so any day u might go to sleep and wake up to it

 

[Thinking_CEL]

U would never know when u might sleep and be woken up by some schizo mental patient with only flesh staring at u

 

[Deleted member 120523]

Tales from the Mumbai schizo asylum

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

One random day of the week ur life was like a horror movie once a week suddenly ur house has footsteps monsters everywhere u look u might even get hurt but never die from them they might kill anyone ur with tho

And it’s always a random day of the week so u can’t warn ur gf or family about it if they are with u that day the monster will try to kill them unless u save them somehow

Carry a blindfold and earbuds around with me

 

[Thinking_CEL]

Carry a blindfold and earbuds around with me

But basically any relationship or if u live with ur family they are in danger

Since the day is always random starts midnight and u will get no sleep that night till the next day

U won’t even be able to keep a job cause they will follow u

It only ends in 24h

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

But basically any relationship or if u live with ur family they are in danger

Since the day is always random starts midnight and u will get no sleep that night till the next day

U won’t even be able to keep a job cause they will follow u

It only ends in 24h

Work as a daytrader at home and get your friend to take over for you if your out that day

 

[fluxx]

lowk im not sure
being chad is so op

 

[Deleted member 80130]

Would I go to jail for the monster killing someone I’m with? And how badly would it hurt me? Would it put me in the hospital for 2 weeks or just bruise and scare me

 

[cornerd nerd]

if im a chad i cant die anyways

 

[Thinking_CEL]

Would I go to jail for the monster killing someone I’m with? And how badly would it hurt me? Would it put me in the hospital for 2 weeks or just bruise and scare me

The body would evaporate leaving no trace tho eventually If a lot of niggas die close to u like that they might take u to jail thinking ur a schizo and eventually find out the monsters ur rambling about really are real and kill all the prisoners and guards

You’d end up in an Area 51 base to be studied if not careful

 

[Deleted member 107430]

schizo essay dnrd

 

[Deleted member 80130]

The body would evaporate leaving no trace tho eventually If a lot of niggas die close to u like that they might take u to jail thinking ur a schizo and eventually find out the monsters ur rambling about really are real and kill all the prisoners and guards

You’d end up in an Area 51 base to be studied if not careful

Then I’d take it I’d just not sleep over at my families house

 

[lurking truecel]

You can just get famous from social media or maybe porn. And then you just do hookups for the rest of your life. And live alone

 

[iblamechico]

ur house

I'll just sleep in someone else's house then

 

[iblamechico]

I can also use the monster to kill niggers I hate that's kinda cool actually