would voldemort have won if he came back in chad teenage form instead of naked mole rat form?

[NorwoodAscender]

u can’t tell me this mf wouldn’t have taken over the world by recruiting all the hot magic witch pussy on his side

instead the poor guy got hit by the norwood reaper, nasolabial reaper combined with whatever the fuck reaper and he came back lookin like an egg

Witch Pussy Repellant mayne

just look behind him not one molecule of femininity other than claviculars grandma and some other old chick. if he looked like the first gif whoever tf emma watson played in the movies would be on his side

then he went to go on to lose to a four eyed ginger-banging queer with mommy issues, poor guy

sorry i think ive had too much to drink

 

[Matthias8272]

He looks like that because of splitting his soul which is how he lived from the killing curse being rebounded when he went to kill harry as a baby, so I think he would have lost much earlier if he didn't.

He was probably fucking bellatrix and other groupies anyway