Would you be incel until age 75 if you were guaranteed $75 million dollars on your 75th birthday

I would be incel

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  • No

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You have to be a KHHV until you turn 75, but you get 75 million USD on your 75th birthday and you are guaranteed to reach 75. Do you accept the offer?
 
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I probably won't even be alive past 30
 
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Never I'd rather be a poorcel forever, I could remain a khhv if you gave me 75 millions now but not at 75
 
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im gonna be incel until 75 either way so yeah sure why not free money
 
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most retarded poll ever
 
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greycel tier thread
 
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Who that one nigga voted yes?
This site is full of sociopath
 
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loop force GIF
 
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Hell no. What's the point of losing almost your entire life? What are you even going to do at 75, buy the most comfortable rocker chair in the world?
 
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I would go on a CONSOOMing spree and live until 90
 
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You have to be a KHHV until you turn 75, but you get 75 million USD on your 75th birthday and you are guaranteed to reach 75. Do you accept the offer?
Hmmm.

I'd be in shape, know that for my whole life, I wouldn't have to worry about women, max out my health, and my looks, and probably already be rich then anyway.

But just for the thought, and fact that knowing you wouldn't have to deal with women for basically your entire life, would bring somewhat of a peace of mind.
 
Hell no. What's the point of losing almost your entire life? What are you even going to do at 75, buy the most comfortable rocker chair in the world?
You can buy Stacy prostitutes
 
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You can bu Stacy prostitutes
stacy prostitue sucking a 75 year old off? yeah bro sure
at 75 im gonna get a heart attack if i ejaculate
 
stacy prostitue sucking a 75 year old off? yeah bro sure
at 75 im gonna get a heart attack if i ejaculate
Prostitutes will do it for money
 
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You can buy Stacy prostitutes
>Get hoes when you're an old man with a decreased sex drive

Hell no. This is a ridiculous topic.
 
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You have to be a KHHV until you turn 75, but you get 75 million USD on your 75th birthday and you are guaranteed to reach 75. Do you accept the offer?
Hey, this sounds exactly like the plot of an episode from "Amazing Stories":
- Mark Hamill(Luke from Star Wars) is a kid who likes cars, toys, comics and other nerdy stuff. His parents however want him to study hard and become a lawyer or a doctor. One day he meets a leprechaun in his garden who tells him that he should simply follow his passion, the world just doesn't need another lawyer or doctor. So, when he becomes a teen, he gets a job at a gas station, gathers enough money to buy a car, his favorite toys and comics, then he simply quits and refuses to do anything else. His parents kick him out of the house and for the next 50 years he lives like a bum, sleeping in his car, playing with his toys and reading his comics. He then thinks that the leprechaun tricked him, he wasted his life and wants to end it all and commit suicide. At a gas station however people notice his car filled with old toys and comics who are now very rare and valuable collectibles and inform him he has a real fortune there. He sets up an action, gets tens of millions of dollars for that stuff, and at the end a young woman even starts to flirt with him, so it's implied that he will also get lucky in other ways.
In the end, his "wasted" life looks like it was really worth it!
 
old billionaires would give everything away to be young again.
 
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75 million ain’t even that much
 
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I'd rather be a 75yo incel with 75 million than be a 75yo incel without. So yeah ofcourse I would take this offer.
 
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no.
money is unimportant to me, especially at 75.
if I were to have an option of becoming a chad or a billionaire, I would pick becoming a chad
 

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