Would you be one of those husbands that kiss their wives on their forehead before leaving to work?

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Jason Voorhees

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Title yes or no.
 
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They always have some tragic shit happen 20 minutes into the movie i'm trying to stay alive
 
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She would work and i would stay home and jack off
 
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Nah I'm dat nigga who be slappin his wifes cheeks before I head to the precinct and get shot dead 1 day from retirement tbh
 
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Willl never get married
 
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Tradition is valuable can't let down pops
 
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i'm gonna take it up a notch and piss on her r kelly style
 
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Nah I'm dat nigga who be slappin his wifes cheeks before I head to the precinct and get shot dead 1 day from retirement tbh


When I lowkey come back serving in Afghanistan for 10 years to my wife and when we are about to crack again I lowkey see her hands reach out 4 inches more than my length so this bitch must be cheating and my 6 year old kid is black

Realize Iron Man GIF
 
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I'm the type of client to kiss an escort on the forehead despite the fact she wants me to kiss her on the mouth


Go figure, I finally find a foid who wants to kiss me on the mouth, yet it's a foid I don't want to kiss on the mouth
 
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