Would you become a sperm donor?

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Doesn’t seem like a bad side hustle, and im sure someone would appericiate my genes.
 
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no
 
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Doesn’t seem like a bad side hustle, and im sure someone would appericiate my genes.
I'm getting LL n spreading my manlet genes to every woman I see
 
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why not
 
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no a random kid doesn’t deserve my 5’6 ltn genetics
 
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I probably wouldn't be able to be one due to height requirements, and even without those nobody is picking 165 cm genes
 
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no a random kid doesn’t deserve my 5’6 ltn genetics
Maybe thats your revenge for how the world has treated you.
 
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I probably wouldn't be able to be one due to height requirements, and even without those nobody is picking 165 cm genes
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You never know.

There is probably some poor family that is in dire need.
 
Doesn’t seem like a bad side hustle, and im sure someone would appericiate my genes.
If i became a sperm donor you would see chads fucking everywhere. So for everyones sake i wont.
 
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Doesn’t seem like a bad side hustle, and im sure someone would appericiate my genes.
only if i got paid, im low iq and nd so my kids would be probably school shooters
 
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If i became a sperm donor you would see chads fucking everywhere. So for everyones sake i wont.
Thats what i was thinking for myself.

It would be a curse on the world, and possibly crash the economy.
 
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See if there is a LEASE-A-CHAD agency in your city. If there is, lease one out and go to a sperm bank. Have him sign the papers and give his blood work. Once approved, usually within an hour, go with him into the Jerking Off Room. But here comes the twist! Instead of him jerking off into the plastic canister, he'll jerk you off into it. Right? The joke will be on the women who receive the faggot sperm.
 
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Doesn’t seem like a bad side hustle, and im sure someone would appericiate my genes.
The second I’m 18 I will become one as the ROI is insane!
 
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Doesn’t seem like a bad side hustle, and im sure someone would appericiate my genes.
Fuck no, no ugly foids eggs deserve my supreme genes
 
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See if there is a LEASE-A-CHAD agency in your city. If there is, lease one out and go to a sperm bank. Have him sign the papers and give his blood work. Once approved, usually within an hour, go with him into the Jerking Off Room. But here comes the twist! Instead of him jerking off into the plastic canister, he'll jerk you off into it. Right? The joke will be on the women who receive the faggot sperm.
Smart. I will look into it right away.
 
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