Would you help out a female in suffering?

[iblamechico]

The way my morality works for females specifically is whether or not they would let me fuck. See, if she would let me fuck, then I'd help. If not, then she can die in a ditch alone with no one to ever find her body. She could be burning on the side of the road and if I had a jug of water in my hand, I'd drink it to the last drop and watch the bitch wither away into ashes.

Since I can't read minds, I'll just play it safe and not help any.

 

[brotato78]

The way my morality works for females specifically is whether or not they would let me fuck. See, if she would let me fuck, then I'd help. If not, then she can die in a ditch alone with no one to ever find her body. She could be burning on the side of the road and if I had a jug of water in my hand, I'd drink it to the last drop and watch the bitch wither away into ashes.

Since I can't read minds, I'll just play it safe and not help any.

never

even at work when i see a bitch struggling to carry something i jsut watch

 

[truecel9]

The way my morality works for females specifically is whether or not they would let me fuck. See, if she would let me fuck, then I'd help. If not, then she can die in a ditch alone with no one to ever find her body. She could be burning on the side of the road and if I had a jug of water in my hand, I'd drink it to the last drop and watch the bitch wither away into ashes.

Since I can't read minds, I'll just play it safe and not help any.

Understandable

 

[Dejean]

If she let me fuh

 

[enlightful]

If she promises to let me fuck after

 

[eyes33]

no i would relish in her suffering

 

[Mogs Me]

When a bitch has 12 gun shot wounds and is telling me to call a ambulance instead of letting me do sum mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on her

 

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[Atra]

The question is: would she help you?

 

[brotato78]

mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on her

blud turned the volume up

 

[Dejean]

no i would relish in her suffering

 

[Mogs Me]

blud turned the volume up

Had to do sum research for the joke

 

[arlo_420]

Helping a foid out is beyond cucked, your helping another mans girlfriend so she can say thank you and then go back to getting nailed by him? IT levels of cuckholdery

 

[brotato78]

Had to do sum research for the joke

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"whats the thing called where"

 

[Cinnamon fan64]

nah, she probably want me dead myself due to me being a 5'2 manlet so ima let the bitch die

 

[DazzlingMonkey]

No dickweed

 

[iblamechico]

Had to do sum research for the joke

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"let me do my research first so I can post a well constructed joke on .org that'll get me precisely 4 reps."


Nah jk I do ts too ngl