Would you let aliens suck your cock and nipples 1 hour straight for $1 million?

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Your tied up naked on a table with your legs and arms lifted, then one genderless alien sucks you off and the other 2 genderless aliens start sucking your breasts.
 
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Batman Facepalm GIF by WE tv
 
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@WeiWei would
 
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Win win situation
 
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No
 
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So you are essentially:

1) First person to discover alien life.
2) Getting an hour long blowjob from said aliens. - Imagine telling this story to your friends at a bar JFL no story can ever top it.
3) Getting paid a million dollars.

I fail to see a downside at all.
 
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So you are essentially:

1) First person to discover alien life.
2) Getting an hour long blowjob from said aliens. - Imagine telling this story to your friends at a bar JFL no story can ever top it.
3) Getting paid a million dollars.

I fail to see a downside at all.
It’s easy money tbh
 
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nipples yes dick no
 
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only if they were sexy aliens.
 
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@Ricky212

????? No ?????
 
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Your tied up naked on a table with your legs and arms lifted, then one genderless alien sucks you off and the other 2 genderless aliens start sucking your breasts.
Someone post the alien porn video im not on my pc rn
 
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Low T if you wouldn't
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id pay tbh
 
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legs and arms lifted for an hour is crazy
Are you really that unmotivated for $1 million? I'm sure you don't have to hold them up by yourself the aliens will probably put some kind of device that holds them up. Even if I had to hold them up manually I'd do it for one million easily.
 
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Are you really that unmotivated for $1 million? I'm sure you don't have to hold them up by yourself the aliens will probably put some kind of device that holds them up. Even if I had to hold them up manually I'd do it for one million easily.
mentally i won’t ever recover from the rape the alien would perform on me
 
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If they look like greys or humanoid ones than sure. I would not fuck a bug or octopus thing though.
 
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@St.TikTokcel thoughts?
 
Hypothetically speaking...


I don't see a problem with it as long as they're not male and have a low bodycount.
 
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I would pay for it
 
Why do you always do this?
 
Are you really that unmotivated for $1 million? I'm sure you don't have to hold them up by yourself the aliens will probably put some kind of device that holds them up. Even if I had to hold them up manually I'd do it for one million easily.
Money is just paper, it doesnt exist in nature
 
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I'd do it for free.
 
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