Would you like a woman born in 1976 to ride you like a cowgirl?

[BadLuck7892]

An escort born in 1976 rode me like a cowgirl this weekend.

And that's if she's telling the truth about her age. I suspect she's older than she claims.

 

[SomaliSub5]

is it so bad that we have to fuck old expired ESCORTS? you can do better than that bro

 

[Incelforeever]

Not a escort

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

Why are you paying a mummy for sex?

 

[BadLuck7892]

is it so bad that we have to fuck old expired ESCORTS? you can do better than that bro

I prefer older (and can't get a free woman)

 

[Deleted member 180145]

hagchaser

 

[Deleted member 104089]

bro u can do better surely

 

[Deleted member 104089]

Expired pussy

 

[BadLuck7892]

hagchaser

Thanks for the compliment.

I wear my hag-chasing like a badge of honor

 

[BadLuck7892]

bro u can do better surely

Seeing as I had to pay $400 to get a woman 15 years older than me, do you want to take back your claim that I can do better?

 

[BadLuck7892]

The best part about having a woman that old ride me: Even if the condom breaks, the odds of pregnancy are next to impossible

 

[BadLuck7892]

She asked if I'm Jewish. Not the first escort to ask if I'm Jewish

 

[BadLuck7892]

If shes hot then sure

She's hot

 

[Deleted member 240873]

I missklicked

 

[BadLuck7892]

I missklicked

Your misclick was the sensible answer

 

[BadLuck7892]

@ConfusedBolivian @Meatsauce

Rendition of her

 

[LTNUser]

Why are you paying a mummy for sex?

Fucking escorts is worst decision you can make

 

[BadLuck7892]

Fucking escorts is worst decision you can make

Fucking escorts is how I've managed to get laid ever since free sex became harder to come by

Other than a one time thing with a slutty taco bender in 2021, all my sex this past decade has been with escorts

 

[BadLuck7892]

To everyone yucking her because of her age, I depicted a younger version of her