Would you rather be 4'0" or 9'0"?

[thecel]

The tallest person on record, Robert Waldow, stood 8'11", so being 9 feet tall would make you the #1 heightmogger known to humankind and a huge sensation. Though, bear in mind that being that tall comes with a plethora of complications—Robert Waldow died at the age of 22.

 

[BradAniston]

4'0 so I can fake being a toddler and get prime JB

 

[volcelfatcel]

Mogging every man in the world or be an invisible subhuman. I think I'd choose 9'0 and with the improvements to modern medicine I could have 30 of the best years ever.

 

[gamma]

I'd rather be dead than being 4 ft

 

[thecel]

30 of the best years ever.

I think you heavily underestimated the drawbacks’ severity

 

[volcelfatcel]

I think you heavily underestimated the severity of the negatives

The dopamine of being a spiggachad heightmogger and every single human quite literally looking up to you is enough to give me a happy life even with its difficulties. I'd be an invisible subhuman at 4'0 who would die alone and depressed because i'd never be attractive or recognized for anything.

 

[Deleted member 8576]

There’s no such thing as too tall, not even in a fantastical sense. You could actually be 40 ft tall, literally, and slay in the current social climate.

 

[thecel]

There’s no such thing as too tall, not even in a fantastical sense. You could actually be 40 ft tall, literally, and slay in the current social climate.

You’d commit involuntary manslaughter everywhere you go. If I were 40 ft tall, I’d suicide ASAP as moving around would inevitably injure and kill people.

 

[Deleted member 5180]

I'd be 9ft tall and bully manlets

 

[Midgetcel]

I choose 9'

best height is 203cm / 6'8'' barefoot, under 196cm/6'5 is suicide tier.

 

[Deleted member 2214]

9ft but what would be my weight?

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

I'd be 9ft tall and bully manlets

they would probably beat your ass

 

[Deleted member 6403]

9ft tall so i can get nicknamed 2tall and run the cell block

 

[ilyess]

The tallest person on record, Robert Waldow,

Nigga was 5'11 at 8yo

 

[Fath0039]

The tallest person on record, Robert Waldow, stood 8'11", so being 9 feet tall would make you the #1 heightmogger known to humankind and a huge sensation. Though, bear in mind that being that tall comes with a plethora of complications—Robert Waldow died at the age of 22.

I'd just rope.

 

[Deleted member 10524]

You really copied my thread and just made it worse

 

[Sviken]

You'd be a freakshow regardless, but at least at 9'0 you'd be an intimidating freakshow.

 

[Deleted member 14049]

Both are ridicilous tier,i would rather blow my brains out

 

[Deleted member 2632]

I'd be 9ft tall and bully manlets

Why bully manlets who know they are short?

If you were 9ft you should bully basketball teams, go visit an entire team of height moggers and call THEM manlets, say things like " I remember when I was your height at 12 years old LOL "

The tallfags are not used to being height mogged and insults so most likely their ego would be so broken they would rope

 

[Deleted member 12344]

Why bully manlets who know they are short?

If you were 9ft you should bully basketball teams, go visit an entire team of height moggers and call THEM manlets, say things like " I remember when I was your height at 12 years old LOL "

The tallfags are not used to being height mogged and insults so most likely their ego would be so broken they would rope

If i were 6'5 i literally wouldnt care if someone called me short tbh

 

[Deleted member 10987]

I'd be 9ft tall and bully manlets

They would destroy cause weak bones
They could push you and you fall like a tangible tower

 

[Deleted member 10987]

The tallest person on record, Robert Waldow, stood 8'11", so being 9 feet tall would make you the #1 heightmogger known to humankind and a huge sensation. Though, bear in mind that being that tall comes with a plethora of complications—Robert Waldow died at the age of 22.

 

[Deleted member 10987]

9 ft but i would literally eat H24 to build body

 

[Deleted member 13094]

i would rather be 4ft sure i will probs be a virgin for ever but i don't die at 20 from complications with being 9 feet tall

 

[Mastermind]

No way you can be goodlooking at 9'0
4'0 is still worse tho

 

[Chadeep]

King of manlets vs God amongst men.

 

[sorrowfulsad]

There’s no such thing as too tall, not even in a fantastical sense. You could actually be 40 ft tall, literally, and slay in the current social climate.

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