Would you rather be a cyclops or a dolphin?

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Which fate is worse?

IMO from best to worst

Slight dolphin>Slight cyclops>Extreme cyclops>Extreme dolphin

Because being a cyclops fucks all your ratios up and brings everything to the center of your face like a black hole, but it gets to a point where it can only hurt you so much, while being a dolphin makes you look gradually more and more stupid
 
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cyclops supremacy

dolph is feminime as fuck and looks kinda autistic on some men
 
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cyclops supremacy

dolph is feminime as fuck and looks kinda autistic on some men
Dolphin can look more modelesque and fix a long midface

But when it goes too far you are giga fucked

Cyclops always looks worse but if you’re a giga cyclops you just look uncanny low trust and creepy but not nearly as retarded as a True dolphin
 
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Dolphin can look more modelesque and fix a long midface

But when it goes too far you are giga fucked

Cyclops always looks worse but if you’re a giga cyclops you just look uncanny and creepy but not as retarded as a dolphin
cyclops doesnt look worse. as i said, its dimorphic, and with other metrics being ideal, it looks barely off.

a lot of times, dolphs are boneless, whilst clops have too much bones

the whole modelesque thing comes exactly from high esr being feminine, and the industry loves zesty, feminine men.

theres a lot of psl gods with low esr that dont even look it

also it cant really fix mfr; most dolphs have mfr of at least 1.05 or something
 
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Dolphin
 
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Which fate is worse?

IMO from best to worst

Slight dolphin>Slight cyclops>Extreme cyclops>Extreme dolphin

Because being a cyclops fucks all your ratios up and brings everything to the center of your face like a black hole, but it gets to a point where it can only hurt you so much, while being a dolphin makes you look gradually more and more stupid
you will die rotting on this incel forum i feel bad
 
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Slight dolphin> slight clops, extreme cases are equally bad
 
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Dolphin is better and also idk if its accurate but i feel like most people with wider ipd have a better pfl
 
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