Would you rather be a famous singer or a dictator?

[BigBiceps]

Would you rather be a famous singer everyone would recognize at least by name or a dictator of small country, say, Belarus?

 

[john2]

Whichever option can give me this.

 

[ChadFucksYourOneitis]

Who gets more pussy?

 

[justadude]

dick tators live stressful lives and die young

 

[Deleted member 15338]

dick tators live stressful lives and die young

Good life if u ask me

 

[justadude]

Good life if u ask me

i fuckin crush at karaoke ngl id rather be a singer

 

[Deleted member 13158]

i fuckin crush at karaoke ngl id rather be a singer

Fr? Give us a demo

 

[BigBiceps]

dick tators live stressful lives and die young

Stressful maybe, because you must be constantly paranoid of assassinations and plots. Die young? Hell no, most of them are old farts.

 

[BigBiceps]

Who gets more pussy?

Equally. Both can choose about any woman.

 

[Deleted member 14192]

If i get to live the actual dictator life’s in the movie then him (aladeen mothafucka)


If not then singer

 

[IncelsBraincels]

Dictator if it was a prosperous country like Germany or US. Literally zero reason to be a dictator of a shithole lol.

 

[BigBiceps]

If i get to live the actual dictator life’s in the movie then him (aladeen mothafucka)


If not then singer

Of course. Dictators do as they please, unlimited power within the country. You could fly around in a helicopter throwing shit on people, and they couldn't do anything jfl

 

[justadude]

Stressful maybe, because you must be constantly paranoid of assassinations and plots. Die young? Hell no, most of them are old farts.

i thought for sure someone would assassinate you at some point in your life

 

[Deleted member 5786]

i would rather be Stu Ungar, Adrian Lamo or Christophe Rocancourt

 

[BigBiceps]

Dictator if it was a prosperous country like Germany or US. Literally zero reason to be a dictator of a shithole lol.

Lol what? I'd gladly be a dictator of even the poorest country on earth. The amount of cool shit you can still do is staggering. And imagine hiring some first world financial expert to fix the country up and making it slightly less poor, people not having go to bed hungry anymore. Imagine how fanatic they would become for your rule.

 

[IncelsBraincels]

Lol what? I'd gladly be a dictator of even the poorest country on earth. The amount of cool shit you can still do is staggering. And imagine hiring some first world financial expert to fix the country up and making it slightly less poor, people not having go to bed hungry anymore. Imagine how fanatic they would become for your rule.

Yeah but dictators of poor countries get fucked up by the CIA or some shit like 5 years into their rule.

 

[BigBiceps]

i thought for sure someone would assassinate you at some point in your life

They can always try, but it's not going to be easy if your rule is strong. Hitler had like 40+ assassination attempts, Stalin tried to kill Tito many many times, US tried to kill Fidel Castro with explosive cigar etc. but it's not a easy job to pull off.

 

[BigBiceps]

Yeah but dictators of poor countries get fucked up by the CIA or some shit like 5 years into their rule.

That's why you co-operate if you're not strong enough to fight back. A strong country wants to mine your resources, let them, for a small cut + it'll create jobs. Many dictators lost their heads, because they thought they could say no to such claims and keep their country independent from foreign influence.

 

[Blackgymmax]

Why did u post that ugly old mom with saggy boobs

 

[BigBiceps]

Why did u post that ugly old mom with saggy boobs

What you mean?

 

[Deleted member 3828]

Being dictator is awful
You must bribe people 24/7 to make sure you will not get killed
You must escortcel and hide from view not to get shot
edit: maybe you can do a political marriage or something
And USA can bomb you anytime because they have democracy

Singer's status is better and concerts are good environment to pick up hot girls

 

[Blackgymmax]

What you mean?

I mean like why didnt you use a girl whos young with big titties

 

[BigBiceps]

Being dictator is awful
You must bribe people 24/7 to make sure you will not get killed
You must escortcel and hide from view not to get shot
And USA can bomb you anytime because they have democracy

Singer's status is better and concerts are good environment to pick up hot girls

Big cope. You don't have to bribe anyone, just accept superpower bribes. You don't have to escortcel, you can literally choose any woman, even foreign women will want to fuck a king/president. You won't get shot if you make the security check every building and attendee before you unexpectedly appear to hold a speech during a national holiday etc. They won't be waiting for you with sniper rifle if they don't know where you'll be going. Change plans on the go and so on.
And US will only bomb you if you try to cross them, and you have rebels in your country who they can support.

 

[Deleted member 3828]

Big cope. You don't have to bribe anyone, just accept superpower bribes. You don't have to escortcel, you can literally choose any woman, even foreign women will want to fuck a king/president. You won't get shot if you make the security check every building and attendee before you unexpectedly appear to hold a speech during a national holiday etc. They won't be waiting for you with sniper rifle if they don't know where you'll be going. Change plans on the go and so on.
And US will only bomb you if you try to cross them, and you have rebels in your country who they can support.

very naive
then why are there so few dictators left?

 

[BigBiceps]

very naive
then why are there so few dictators left?

There are 50 dictatorships in the world and many countries which might slide in to that direction

 

[hebbewem]

Big cope. You don't have to bribe anyone, just accept superpower bribes. You don't have to escortcel, you can literally choose any woman, even foreign women will want to fuck a king/president. You won't get shot if you make the security check every building and attendee before you unexpectedly appear to hold a speech during a national holiday etc. They won't be waiting for you with sniper rifle if they don't know where you'll be going. Change plans on the go and so on.
And US will only bomb you if you try to cross them, and you have rebels in your country who they can support.

You still need to bribe otherwise they will just kill you but its not hard to bribe

 

[ChadFucksYourOneitis]

Lol what? I'd gladly be a dictator of even the poorest country on earth. The amount of cool shit you can still do is staggering. And imagine hiring some first world financial expert to fix the country up and making it slightly less poor, people not having go to bed hungry anymore. Imagine how fanatic they would become for your rule.

 

[Deleted member 16134]

Dictator of course I can build my own jail bait slave dungeon

 

[oldcell]

IF u choosed dictator u are incel, sub 5 looks