Would you rather be a greenland shark or a human?

[ThatGuythattype]

Greenland sharks can live up to 400 years

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Greenland sharks can live up to 400 years

I’d rather be in pussy tbh

 

[incel194012940]

Greenland sharks are all blind during adulthood because of parasites that eat their eyes out

Greenland sharks are one of the smallest shark species to exist

Greenland sharks are extremely slow metabolically, most likely perceive time differently

(ex. The collosal squid only needs 1/10th of a lb of food every day)

one of the most incel animals to exist tbh

 

[Alton]

Greenland sharks can live up to 400 years

I would much rather be a "human" as opposed to a "Greenland shark" due to a plethora of reasons (communication, intellect, emotion, etc).