Would you rather be Dolph Lundgren or messi?

[Someguy XD]

Normies on TikTok got angry when I said who would wanna be a 5ft7 autist

 

[mentally_ill_chad]

 

[Someguy XD]

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Look at this coping

 

[acm]

@messi1

 

[CorinthianLOX]

I could be born as dolph lundgren and be as good as messi

 

[Someguy XD]

I could be born as dolph lundgren and be as good as messi

More cope

 

[buddhistking]

Messi mogs, life is more about looks for men especially when you get in the category of worldwide all time legends like Messi

 

[mentally_ill_chad]

Messi mogs, life is more about looks for men especially when you get in the category of worldwide all time legends like Messi

But Dolph is also a famous actor/athlete/model, has status, money, high iq and on top of that is the most superior human ever looks wise

 

[Someguy XD]

Messi mogs, life is more about looks for men especially when you get in the category of worldwide all time legends like Messi

Like I said to the normies tho Messi is hardly even a human outside football it’s like he’s only built for that reason then they bring up his family his wife literally rejected him until he had all his money and status and that’s all she loves him for

 

[mentally_ill_chad]

his wife literally rejected him until he had all his money and status and that’s all she loves him for

yeah I seen that she fucked with some other nigga until pessi made it

 

[messi1]

i'm a living legend
who's Dolph Lundgren?

 

[Iblamehyo]

Dolph,high diff

 

[buddhistking]

But Dolph is also a famous actor/athlete/model, has status, money, high iq and on top of that is the most superior human ever looks wise

Dolph is not even 1% of the fame and talent of Messi, let's not even go there like they are the same tier there, as I said Messi's fame alone makes up for it, he's like the messiah of football, which is the most popular sport of all time

Like I said to the normies tho Messi is hardly even a human outside football it’s like he’s only built for that reason then they bring up his family his wife literally rejected him until he had all his money and status and that’s all she loves him for

Doesn't matter when ur Messi tier in football, he's literally top ten celebrities across the planet, he can get any girl he wants and he is known even to kids in Burkina Faso who can't read

 

[SupremeVRil]

I love playing soccer, and still dolph is the only choice

 

[fashioncel]

Normies on TikTok got angry when I said who would wanna be a 5ft7 autist

I hate football, so Dolph.

 

[flippasav]

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This thread is piss easy

 

[Someguy XD]

This thread is piss easy

U say this but there are still people here who think your better off being meesi

 

[mentally_ill_chad]

he's like the messiah of football, which is the most popular sport of all time

Lol like stacies give a fuck about football. They'd rather be with a beautiful actor than some manlet autist that kicks ball around the grassy field for a living

 

[buddhistking]

Lol like stacies give a fuck about football. They'd rather be with a beautiful actor than some manlet autist that kicks ball around the grassy field for a living

You must be American to be this ignorant about football and how major it is worldwide, the world cup is watched by over 4 billion people it's not a random sport, being the king of football across the world means there are an entire continent of girls to pick from jfl 99% of ppl on this planet don't even know Dolph's name

 

[mentally_ill_chad]

You must be American to be this ignorant about football and how major it is worldwide, the world cup is watched by over 4 billion people it's not a random sport, being the king of football across the world means there are an entire continent of girls to pick from jfl 99% of ppl on this planet don't even know Dolph's name

I'm from Croatia nigga, normies here mastrubate to our football team on a daily basis. Still any 10/10 Stacy and most htbs would choose Dolph over Pessi

 

[buddhistking]

I'm from Croatia nigga, normies here mastrubate to our football team on a daily basis. Still any 10/10 Stacy and most htbs would choose Dolph over Pessi

Ur just looking at PSL and height, alot of girls actually find chad tier psl gods weird and hate on them, no girl is ever hating on Messi from his status and achievements alone

 

[mentally_ill_chad]

Ur just looking at PSL and height, alot of girls actually find chad tier psl gods weird and hate on them, no girl is ever hating on Messi from his status and achievements alone

I really wonder what would 10/10 Stacies choose in this scenario...

This guy:

Or this guy:

 

[buddhistking]

I really wonder what would 10/10 Stacies choose in this scenario...

This guy:
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Or this guy:
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Ask them, actually ask them, I bet they would legit recognise who the 2nd guy is and say Messi instantly

 

[mentally_ill_chad]

Ask them, actually ask them, I bet they would legit recognise who the 2nd guy is and say Messi instantly

I don't need to ask them lol I know that every hot bitch that I know would be on Dolphs cock while they would laught at pessi

 

[messi1]

I really wonder what would 10/10 Stacies choose in this scenario...

This guy:
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Or this guy:
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5 million people

the other guy can't even gather 1000

 

[messi1]

I don't need to ask them lol I know that every hot bitch that I know would be on Dolphs cock while they would laught at pessi

funny
not one girl in my school know about Dolphs
every one know Messi

 

[milchbubi88]

dolph lundgren, what even is that question... 6'5, 160 IQ, Chad, rich, he has literally everything

 

[Someguy XD]

dolph lundgren, what even is that question... 6'5, 160 IQ, Chad, rich, he has literally everything

U say this but read the replies u would be surprised