Would you rather be incel or have a girlfriend that only allows you to lick her pussy?

[exo]

Title.

 

[not__cel]

You’re an incel in both of those scenarios

 

[Autismcel]

grape

 

[Deleted member 71172]

im a stone cold wtf is a pussy

 

[exo]

im a stone cold wtf is a pussy

Can you be coherent, please

 

[Deleted member 71172]

Can you be coherent, please

wart

 

[theonewhocantascend]

You’re an incel in both of those scenarios

It's funny because that's basically the avg r/inceltears poster.

 

[TheAnomaly]

A coworker, who was a cute Vietnamese girl was the IT manager for our company. I was one of the salesmen. She always made dirty jokes around me. One day, she asked me to come into her office. She closed the door. Lifted up her skirt and said : ‘Do you want to eat this?’. I replied ‘I’m a vegetarian.’. She said: ‘It’s all natural.’. I replied: ‘I only eat things that are dead.’. She shrugged. said ‘OK then’. And opened the door.

 

[TURK-KUN]

honestly, if she was hot, it would be a win compared to my current situation

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Change pussy to bootyhole and I'd take the deal

 

[Vermilioncore]

I’d gladly eat pussy for a living I’m a proud simp. Ugly men like me don’t deserve to fuck