Would you rather be Jesus Christ or Jordan Barrett

[Deleted member 5927]

jfl

 

[Deleted member 6538]

I would rather be my avi

 

[balding17yomanletcel]

I would rather be my avi

I also choose my avi

 

[Lux]

What's the context? Is it modern day? Can Jesus walk on water & shit or is he a delusional curry?

 

[Fetnite]

I'd rather die in my sleep tbh

 

[lookismfugee]

I would rather be my avi

 

[Deleted member 5927]

What's the context? Is it modern day? Can Jesus walk on water & shit or is he a delusional curry?

Jesus Christ son of God today vs being Jordan Barrett

 

[Lev Peshkov]

Me too

I'd rather be my avi

 

[owlofathena]

I would rather be Spiderman

 

[Deleted member 7240]

Jesus Christ. Wouldn’t matter if he was some subhuman iraqi he would literally have godlike powers. Jordan Barrett is just some bloated frog who will be forgotten in a couple of years

 

[Deleted member 5927]

I would rather be Spiderman

You would rather be spiderman than Jesus Christ jfl @ this forum

 

[BigBoy]

A 6'2" broad shouldered Brad Pitt

 

[Aesthetics_III]

The son of god or a bloated tranny, hard question

 

[bossman]

jesus christ obviously. who wouldn't want to be the most influential man of all time in the western world. a man who is worshipped by so many. anything i say can alter the course of history and influence billions

 

[Deleted member 5145]

Jesus obviously.
I'd scam the church and become a billionaire with insane status halo and life mog everybody in the world

 

[Deleted member 4804]

I would rather be my avi

 

[Deleted member 6402]

Wtf is this question

 

[recessed]

would me choosing jesus mean that i would be the second coming of christ? because ngl this planet needs a cleansing

 

[Deleted member 7125]

Better Question

Big Boss

or

Gandy

 

[Deleted member 6128]

I would rather be Dio

 

[Deleted member 7125]

I would rather be Dio

 

[Deleted member 5683]

Jesus Christ has better bone structure and looks more masc, therefore higher IRL sex appeal. Plus he has superpowers which is cool i guess.

 

[Deleted member 4430]

I would rather be my avi

 

[W0KESTMOTHF]

I would be Leo

 

[Vidyacoper]

prime barrett tbh

 

[RODEBLUR]

Jesus Christ has better bone structure and looks more masc, therefore higher IRL sex appeal. Plus he has superpowers which is cool i guess.

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

Will a roman general order my crucifixion? Because if so then i would have to say barrett. Otherwise I would be jesus even though he was surely a low smv 3/10 levantine subhuman

 

[RODEBLUR]

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prime barrett tbh

rofl at anyone that has anime characters as their oneitis

 

[Vidyacoper]

rofl at anyone that has anime characters as their oneitis

i kinda didnt ask u subhuman

 

[Deleted member 5683]

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Shitskin cope, get mogged by Jesus

 

[RODEBLUR]

i kinda didnt ask u subhuman

i kinda didn't ask for you to respond either you legit subhuman

 

[RODEBLUR]

Shitskin cope, get mogged by Jesus

I'm white by the way

 

[Arkantos]

Our father in heaven

 

[Blackout.xl]

Jesus obviously

 

[Deleted member 5683]

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I'm white by the way

didnt ask

 

[RODEBLUR]

didnt ask
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well guess what i didn't ask you to pretend to be a smartass by responding didn't ask when you can't even use the text tool in paint

world doesn't revolve around you, sweetie. it's a public forum and we are all allowed to respond to whatever you say however we wish, whenever we wish.

world doesn't cater to your every whim. you die and the world keeps spinning, actually. it's simple

 

[Deleted member 5683]

well guess what i didn't ask you to pretend to be a smartass by responding didn't ask when you can't even use the text tool in paint

world doesn't revolve around you, sweetie. it's a public forum and we are all allowed to respond to whatever you say however we wish, whenever we wish.

world doesn't cater to your every whim. you die and the world keeps spinning, actually. it's simple

lol you're pathetic i'm just having fun

 

[RODEBLUR]

lol you're pathetic i'm just having fun

white people

 

[Deleted member 8699]

jesus cos i heard he was shredded af
GTFO my board with your alien emasculated Martian whose-mother-injected-testosterone-directly-in-the-womb cuck weird looking tranny

 

[Deleted member 5292]

A

A 6'2" broad shouldered Brad Pitt

Add a chin and zygos.

 

[Copernicus]

Imagine being able to turn water into wine, socialmaxxed statusmaxxed lifemaxxed everything is pretty much maxxed.
You could literally ask for anything only to have your presence there, because you are Jesus Christ, Son of God, your mere existence disproves all the religions except for the Catholic one, no more religious wars to fight because it's a fact which one is the correct one.
Imagine hopemaxxing the whole world just by existing, damn, your mere presence might actually bring world peace and it might join the world under the confirmed religion. If Jesus exists, it means Heaven is for real and Hell is for real too. Brutal effect: all the deity related religious books that are not christian get moved to science fiction / fantasy category JFL.
Your words might as well be law, since you are the true Son of God.
Compare returning hope to humanity and making actual and life changing positive results to Earth and humanity to literally just being good looking with life quality attributes being almost maxxed.