Would you rather be virgin or balding

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autistic_tendencies

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Pick your poison
 
balding, i would have sex, notice I’m balding, and then commit suicide
 
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I came out of the womb with a norwood 2 hairline and am a virgin
 
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Both rn
 
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I'm already both
 
balding ofc. Its so cozy not having hair and wouldnt affect me so much.
 
I'm a virgin and balding.

Checkmate fellow subhuman.
 
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assuming all else equal: virgin. past doesn't matter at all. no one sits around day dreaming about memories and feeling fulfilled. all my memories are poison.
 
Virgin I don't want to feel disgusted looking at my own reflection
 
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I'd regain my virginity in exchange for regaining my hairline.
 
I am both, but balding is worse. It's on display at all times and you can't hide it, people will mock you and you will be treated poorly without them having to make assumptions about you. On the other hand the only one who will know about your virginity is you. You don't get bad treatment from others for it. Balding makes you feel bad AND gets you mocked, spit on, ridiculed.
 
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I am both, but balding is worse. It's on display at all times and you can't hide it, people will mock you and you will be treated poorly without them having to make assumptions about you. On the other hand the only one who will know about your virginity is you. You don't get bad treatment from others for it. Balding makes you feel bad AND gets you mocked, spit on, ridiculed.
Get jacked, be dark triad, have self respect, be ready to fight, stop being a pussy and see if anyone will disrespect you again.
 
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