Would you rather die a VIRGIN or die from a SUCCUBUS?

[CookieGuy]

Really think about it for a second… don’t just say “He’ll yeah or He’ll no” elaborate

Can’t wait to see what yall think

 

[shedontluv-U]

Die

 

[Banned User]

What if the succubus has a fat ass

 

[PSLbbc]

Succubus

 

[Spike2010]

Incubus

 

[iblamexyz]

Really think about it for a second… don’t just say “He’ll yeah or He’ll no” elaborate

Can’t wait to see what yall think

Die a virgin

 

[CookieGuy]

Die a virgin

Why?

 

[CookieGuy]

Incubus

TF? WHY?

 

[CookieGuy]

What if the succubus has a fat ass

Isn’t it kind of humiliating

 

[Banned User]

Isn’t it kind of humiliating

Y

 

[iblamexyz]

Why?

I don’t want to sleep with demons

 

[Algernon]

Why?

i have the same answer

i cant answer for him but i'd personally say

there are things in life that i want to accomplish beyond sex

+ i assume you wont have kids with the succubus so theres no meaning in it anyways, it is death for pleasure that once you reach post nut clarity you will feel regret

 

[cometohaunted]

Really think about it for a second… don’t just say “He’ll yeah or He’ll no” elaborate

Can’t wait to see what yall think

Such a stupid question, you're dying either way why the fuck wouldn't you choose to go out with a perk of having the best sex of your life

 

[Troo_]

Virgin ofc

why would I wanna give my life energy to a demon foid

 

[Troo_]

Virgin ofc

why would I wanna give my life energy to a demon foid

a demon foid is just a foid^2

it's almost pleonastic

 

[Troo_]

Incubus

withchyo gay ahh

 

[mr123456]

just pull out right before you nut

 

[CookieGuy]

Such a stupid question, you're dying either way why the fuck wouldn't you choose to go out with a perk of having the best sex of your life

Uh you’re gonna die humiliated, everyone is gonna see you dead with jizz and juice hanging off of you, you die in a really cucked way

 

[CookieGuy]

just pull out right before you nut

Won’t work succubus are so attractive and morph into your highest sexual desire it will be physically impossible for you to pull out

 

[mr123456]

Won’t work succubus are so attractive and morph into your highest sexual desire it will be physically impossible for you to pull out

hmm maybe get a vasectomy

 

[CookieGuy]

demon foid

 

[CookieGuy]

hmm maybe get a vasectomy

There are no loopholes. It is exactly as I stated

 

[batman1997]

A succubus demon tried having sex with me once

 

[CookieGuy]

A succubus demon tried having sex with me once

For real?

 

[batman1997]

For real?

Yes dude

 

[mr123456]

There are no loopholes. It is exactly as I stated

die a virgin i like my life

 

[Troo_]

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Literally

 

[Herzog]

Really think about it for a second… don’t just say “He’ll yeah or He’ll no” elaborate

Can’t wait to see what yall think

virgin.
junko furuta was succubus and caused death of innocent men

 

[Herzog]

Really think about it for a second… don’t just say “He’ll yeah or He’ll no” elaborate

Can’t wait to see what yall think

virgin.
junko furuta was succubus and caused death of innocent men

 

[cometohaunted]

Uh you’re gonna die humiliated, everyone is gonna see you dead with jizz and juice hanging off of you, you die in a really cucked way

So what? you're dead bro

 

[CookieGuy]

virgin.
junko furuta was succubus and caused death of innocent men

Holy digital footprint

 

[Herzog]

Holy digital footprint

doesnt exist

 

[CookieGuy]

doesnt exist

It does. If you wish to be famous of some sort, artist, developer, author, etc, people will always dig into you. Unless you want to stay under the radar and have a normal job you have a high chance of getting fucked.

In a world where everyone takes shit seriously Dark Humor is not worth it much sadly

 

[Herzog]

It does. If you wish to be famous of some sort, artist, developer, author, etc, people will always dig into you. Unless you want to stay under the radar and have a normal job you have a high chance of getting fucked.

In a world where everyone takes shit seriously Dark Humor is not worth it much sadly

ill be dead in next 3 years i dont give a single fuck

would u rather die a virgin or from a succubus

 

[CookieGuy]

ill be dead in next 3 years i dont give a single fuck

would u rather die a virgin or from a succubus

Virgin

Also sorry to hear about that.

I am quite talented in things as years go by I am regretting more and more offensive jokes I’ve said on here

 

[Herzog]

I am quite talented in things as years go by I am regretting more and more offensive jokes I’ve said on here

delusion of the highest order if you think we have any future, futur we have is worse than Death

Virgin

based response

 

[_Nazareth_]

Really think about it for a second… don’t just say “He’ll yeah or He’ll no” elaborate

Can’t wait to see what yall think

If the succubus fully fulfills all my fantasies then yes, otherwise no

 

[NoExit]

im too rich to die

 

[CookieGuy]

im too rich to die

Can you please buy me a Roblox gift card you’ll make my day