Would you rather get 10,000 dollars or the ability to kill redditors with your mind?

[ihatereddit]

It is a difficult choice for me

 

[HarrierDuBois]

That money will help me ascend. I'd rather elevate myself than put others down.

 

[Deleted member 31024]

That money will help me ascend. I'd rather elevate myself than put others down.

 

[Lookologist003]

How badass is the death I can inflict upon them? Do they only keel over from a brain embolism or I can make them explode into a cloud of blood and guts with the power of my fucking mind.

 

[ihatereddit]

How badass is the death I can inflict upon them? Do they only keel over from a brain embolism or I can make them explode into a cloud of blood and guts?

their head pops off 50ft into the air and then explodes

 

[Lookologist003]

their head pops off 50ft into the air and then explodes

Fucking kick ass. Who would pass that up for a measly $10,000? In fact, I could make a show out of my new power and earn that $10,000 in admitions. Round up some redditors and it will be like fireworks.

 

[PLA1092]

I can invest the 10k into a Redditor mind exploding technology startup