Would you rather get 10000 dollars right now or the ability to cum on command at hypersonic speeds, allowing you to kill people with cum?

[ihatereddit]

title tbh

 

[ihatereddit]

Up tbh

 

[Offensive Bias]

Hmm hard choice

 

[apocalypse]

Dollars

 

[Luffymaxxing]

Second tbh
Tbh

 

[Deleted member 33624]

Killing people with cum sounds cool, problem is you can be easily identified via your DNA

 

[BitchBoy]

Cum would be op. You basically have a gun in your pants at all times and completely legal. You can rob people, you would run any prison you’re in. Nobody move or I start blasting type shit innit

 

[Sushifart]

Second option tbh. I want to be a hitman called Commander Coomnass and I want politicians to hire me for my specialized services as the cumming hitman. I'll also be homeless so when they finally identify Commander Coomnass' DNA they'll have to find me in Mumbai or Skid Row and I'll easily blend in with the millions of methheads living in tents.

 

[futureashtray]

title tbh

can you control the speed? does it affect orgasm quality? does it makes loads bigger and stronger? Will orgasm be longer? will orgasm be more intense? will it increase pheromones?

there are so many factors and variables that it makes it a hard decision