would you rather hang with the devil or god

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devil - funny low inhib cool badboy chill down for anything

god - smart af probably endow u with wisdom but hes kinda square
 
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god
 
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wwyd with god? go see the nutcracker ballet?

personaly i love to get drunk and be a badboy
i have to choose satan
 
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God - I have a few hundred questions to ask.
 
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wwyd with god? go see the nutcracker ballet?

personaly i love to get drunk and be a badboy
i have to choose satan
god is badboy, he has drowned billions of people and burnt homosexuals to death using meteorites
 
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god is badboy, he has drowned billions of people and burnt homosexuals to death using meteorites
goddamn this nigga froze the earth and made it not spin so that the jews could go massacre an army and then the leader of the jews could marry some bitch that they captured
or smth
im banging my head rn and my dog followed me
 
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if you talk about god and devil of bible
devil is nothing compared to god
cant say more tbh................................................................
 
goddamn this nigga froze the earth and made it not spin so that the jews could go massacre an army and then the leader of the jews could marry some bitch that they captured
or smth
im banging my head rn and my dog followed me
Nigga had his fav people enslaved because they pissed him off. Mogger
 
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i choose allah 🇵🇰
 
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Nigga had his fav people enslaved because they pissed him off. Mogger
damn is that actually why he had the jews sent to egypt? i thought they just wandered there and got enslaved and god forgot to check up on them. nigga was probably cooming tbh
 
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if you talk about god and devil of bible
devil is nothing compared to god
cant say more tbh................................................................
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damn is that actually why he had the jews sent to egypt? i thought they just wandered there and got enslaved and god forgot to check up on them. nigga was probably cooming tbh
I meant the many times israel got cucked so not really enslaved.

Yeah, god was just doing something else during egypt lol. He remembered that the he promised to protect the jews so he got up and saved their ass.
 
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DEVIL he will help me improve my overall life while god would rather help me improve everyone around melife, and participate for a better world.
and the devil will give illegal and amoral tips who will greatly help me, learn me to be selfish, while god will bluepill me, and judge me for my wrong deeds, he might help me, but definetely less than the devil
 
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DEVIL he will help me improve my overall life while good would rather help me improve everyone around me for a better world.
and the devil will give illegal and amoral tips who will greatly help me, while god will bluepill me, and judge me for my wrong deeds
God will give you leadership over america and tell you to exterminate the arabs for Israel.:feelshah:
 
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I meant the many times israel got cucked so not really enslaved.

Yeah, god was just doing something else during egypt lol. He remembered that the he promised to protect the jews so he got up and saved their ass.
fr bro coomed all over the place and made 7 plagues
ion know wym by isrel being cucked but jews are one of the most cucked races, they get bitched by every country they settle in
i think maybe hitler is on god's side since he was responsible for the jews getting sent to israel
hitler loved the jews contrary to popular opinion
 
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JFL at all these moralfags ITT. What can a God who lets us incels suffer be considered? I'd rather chill with the devil if he can give me Aryan beauties like these and power:

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fr bro coomed all over the place and made 7 plagues
ion know wym by isrel being cucked but jews are one of the most cucked races, they get bitched by every country they settle in
i think maybe hitler is on god's side since he was responsible for the jews getting sent to israel
hitler loved the jews contrary to popular opinion
you say weird things at the end of your replies tbh
 
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God obviously because i would go to heaven
 
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devil - funny low inhib cool badboy chill down for anything

god - smart af probably endow u with wisdom but hes kinda square
the devil

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God

God the father
 
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DEVIL he will help me improve my overall life while god would rather help me improve everyone around melife, and participate for a better world.
and the devil will give illegal and amoral tips who will greatly help me, learn me to be selfish, while god will bluepill me, and judge me for my wrong deeds, he might help me, but definetely less than the devil
exactly bro god is NOT on your side hes on humanities side
nigga if i cared about humanity i would pay for the subway, pay my taxes, vote etc.
truly over if you do shit for muh greater good
 
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Satan only has power because god is entertained by him
Then God better eliminate him or else he's coping. If God can give me what I want, I'll worship him. :ogre:
 
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Then God better eliminate him or else he's coping. If God can give me what I want, I'll worship him. :ogre:
? God don't give a fuck. He'll have you tortured for all eternity while him and his followers are slaying prime 10psl angel stacies.:ROFLMAO:
 
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you say weird things at the end of your replies tbh
save the best for last maybe tbh
niggas tell me i overthink i can understand what they mean
while im writing replies my brain is coming up with so many ideas that build on top of each other that by the end it sounds schizo
 
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save the best for last maybe tbh
niggas tell me i overthink i can understand what they mean
while im writing replies my brain is coming up with so many ideas that build on top of each other that by the end it sounds schizo
based schizo
 
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? God don't give a fuck. He'll have you tortured for all eternity while him and his followers are slaying prime 10psl angel stacies.:ROFLMAO:
That's Zeus, not the cucked Bible God.
 
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and yet i slay more in one year than you willl in your entire life
The only thing you slay is your bandwith with your schizo-posting. Keep making posts about sucking dick, faggot. :feelskek:
 
ye i always wondered why god doesnt just destroy satan
why was
Satan only has power because god is entertained by him
satan even there to tell eve about the juicy 8 inch apple anyways?
 
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The only thing you slay is your bandwith with your schizo-posting. Keep making posts about sucking dick, faggot. :feelskek:
when did i ever mention sucking dick nigga
sounds like something you brought up
go coom so you can calm down your horny for cock
 
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This shows how low iq this site is with picking the devil you will burn in hell for eternalty
 
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ye i always wondered why god doesnt just destroy satan
why was

satan even there to tell eve about the juicy 8 inch apple anyways?
I think God and Satan are mates still. They did a bet during the book of Job jfl
 
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god mogs tbh:feelshah:
would u fuck an old man bro wtf?
tbh i would if he gave me free money clothes house etc
shit i might have to slay one of the 70 year old girls, some of them still have good bodies
 
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when did i ever mention sucking dick nigga
sounds like something you brought up
go coom so you can calm down your horny for cock
Nigga you were talking about slurping the cum off my cock the other day, don't act. :feelskek:
I already coomed to @8PSLcel so I gotta wait for my refractory period to end. :ogre:
 
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This shows how low iq this site is with picking the devil you will burn in hell for eternalty
hell isnt real if youre jewish
 
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Nigga you were talking about slurping the cum off my cock the other day, don't act. :feelskek:
I already coomed to @8PSLcel so I gotta wait for my refractory period to end. :ogre:
yea bro i coomed to him as well thats why i forgot how much i love your dick
 
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would u fuck an old man bro wtf?
tbh i would if he gave me free money clothes house etc
shit i might have to slay one of the 70 year old girls, some of them still have good bodies
I'm not attracted to old guys
 
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