WOULD YOU RATHER [HIGH EFFORT]

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WOLD YOU:

be 6'2 CL WASP (or any other race) but broke and you're predestined to make the average wage for your entire life, like you can't make more than the average in the country you live in is + you obv have to work for it.

NO SUGAR MOMMIES/parents allowed, you cant live off of someone else's money. you'll have to make your own money, you cant receive any gifts or do anything else to loophole being broke. you're broke as an average chud and that's your life

:02Woop:OR:

be 5'8 4/10 face BUT you get the average yearly wage of your country for free to your acc every month (so if the avg is $60k/year you'll get $60k every month), and you dont need to do anything for it it just happens. AND NO SURGERY, you cant change your appearance. if you try to get it you have 100% chance of being frankyboy lvl botched

@FramepiII question for ur AMA i just though i can turn it into more content and get reps:kumaPls::kumaPls: @primal_shitmuncher @lemureater @chang cypionate GTFIH
 
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How old am I and are my growth plates open?
 
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WOLD YOU:

be 6'2 CL WASP but broke and you're predestined to make the average wage for your entire life, like you can't make more than the average in the country you live in is + you obv have to work for it.

:02Woop:OR:

be 5'8 4/10 face BUT you get the average yearly wage of your country for free to your acc every month (so if the avg is $60k/year you'll get $60k every month), and you dont need to do anything for it it just happens.

@FramepiII question for ur AMA i just though i can turn it into more content and get reps:kumaPls::kumaPls: @primal_shitmuncher @lemureater @chang cypionate GTFIH
choice 1

money isnt all there is to life

love is
 
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The short rich guy option. I could buy my way out of LTN hell. And also LL for height.
 
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Easiest decision ever lmaooo,
Just go to modeling
 
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you're 18 and your plates are closed

Tbh I'd rather be the 6'2 CL.

Ik the latter is more logical.

But I could just sugarmamamax.

Also if you're chadlite your flaws are minimal.

Fixing minimal flaws doesn't cost as much as fixing the major flaws an LTN would have.
 
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Easiest decision ever lmaooo,
Just go to modeling
Tbh I'd rather be the 6'2 CL.

Ik the latter is more logical.

But I could just sugarmamamax.

Also if you're chadlite your flaws are minimal.

Fixing minimal flaws doesn't cost as much as fixing the major flaws an LTN would have.
Says you can't ever make more than average wage in your life though.
 
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The second
 
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WOLD YOU:

be 6'2 CL WASP but broke and you're predestined to make the average wage for your entire life, like you can't make more than the average in the country you live in is + you obv have to work for it.

:02Woop:OR:

be 5'8 4/10 face BUT you get the average yearly wage of your country for free to your acc every month (so if the avg is $60k/year you'll get $60k every month), and you dont need to do anything for it it just happens.

@FramepiII question for ur AMA i just though i can turn it into more content and get reps:kumaPls::kumaPls: @primal_shitmuncher @lemureater @chang cypionate GTFIH
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Easiest decision ever lmaooo,
Just go to modeling
but you CANT make more than the arg wage, even if you model you'll be forever stuck in paychek to paychek hell
 
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Your wife can tho?
Hmmm true, but your wife will be some old saggy tits grandma. There's a shortage of rich young hot women.
 
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WOLD YOU:

be 6'2 CL WASP but broke and you're predestined to make the average wage for your entire life, like you can't make more than the average in the country you live in is + you obv have to work for it.

:02Woop:OR:

be 5'8 4/10 face BUT you get the average yearly wage of your country for free to your acc every month (so if the avg is $60k/year you'll get $60k every month), and you dont need to do anything for it it just happens.

@FramepiII question for ur AMA i just though i can turn it into more content and get reps:kumaPls::kumaPls: @primal_shitmuncher @lemureater @chang cypionate GTFIH
why would I wanna be WASP?
 
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Hmmm true, but your wife will be some old saggy tits grandma. There's a shortage of rich young hot women.
added new rule so yall dont loophole my shi
 
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i would find a latina sugarmommy so i go first option
 
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bcs its the highest socio-economic class
this guy is literally broke what are you talking about? and I don’t live in America, idc about muh socio-economic class
 
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@lemureater @astatin @FramepiII added new rules go rethink:kumaPls:
 
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WOLD YOU:

be 6'2 CL WASP (or any other race) but broke and you're predestined to make the average wage for your entire life, like you can't make more than the average in the country you live in is + you obv have to work for it.

NO SUGAR MOMMIES allowed, you cant live off of someone else's money

:02Woop:OR:

be 5'8 4/10 face BUT you get the average yearly wage of your country for free to your acc every month (so if the avg is $60k/year you'll get $60k every month), and you dont need to do anything for it it just happens.

@FramepiII question for ur AMA i just though i can turn it into more content and get reps:kumaPls::kumaPls: @primal_shitmuncher @lemureater @chang cypionate GTFIH
nvm i read it wrong i thought i get the average wage every YEAR while doing nothing

whats WASP

prob 2nd but it's close
 
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this guy is literally broke what are you talking about? and I don’t live in America, idc about muh socio-economic class
are you retarded? literally says he makes average money not broke

and WASPs would be the highest class in other ethnic countries as well

you get treated better for the colour of ur skin

this ur first time finding out about profiling?
 
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nvm i read it wrong i thought i get the average wage every YEAR while doing nothing

whats WASP

prob 2nd but it's close
white anglo saxon protestants

they hold more wealth than jews and are the highest socio-economic class in the world

global royalty
 
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nvm i read it wrong i thought i get the average wage every YEAR while doing nothing

whats WASP

prob 2nd but it's close
nah every month, so you get 12x the amount of money an average guy gets, aka 400k+ for USA
 
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are you retarded? literally says he makes average money not broke
exactly, economic cope

and WASPs would be the highest class in other ethnic countries as well

you get treated better for the colour of ur skin

this ur first time finding out about profiling?
you’re assuming being WASP and fair skinned is more mogger and exotic that being a niche ethnicity, fair skinned and everything

this might be an unpopular opinion, but this mogs imo
 
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Still 2nd:love:
 
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nah every month, so you get 12x the amount of money an average guy gets, aka 400k+ for USA
gr8 question

they're close

i choose 2nd

me 1y ago would've chose 1st

me 5yrs ago would've chose 2nd and died laughing at any1 choosing 1st
 
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Give me the short guy option
5'8 isn't manlet height, it's above average worldwide, plus you can fraud to 6'0 easily most niggas here are overreacting
 
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gr8 question

they're close

i choose 2nd

me 1y ago would've chose 1st

me 5yrs ago would've chose 2nd and died laughing at any1 choosing 1st
hahahaha true and id choose the same thing

dude high effort would you rathers are fun asf:kumaPls:
 
Give me the short guy option
5'8 isn't manlet height, it's above average worldwide, plus you can fraud to 6'0 easily most niggas here are overreacting
80iq

avg zoomer 5'11
sub5'9 is manlet
perfect posture and lifts is +1" in perception max longterm
 
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80iq

avg zoomer 5'11
sub5'9 is manlet
perfect posture and lifts is +1" in perception max longterm
yep a lot of niggas forget that the average =/= average in young people
 
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5'8 isn't manlet height
Ricky Gervais Lol GIF
 
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80iq

avg zoomer 5'11
sub5'9 is manlet
perfect posture and lifts is +1" in perception max longterm
No?
The average height worldwide is 5'7 and in most countries, average height has reached a plateau and hasn't significantly increased since the 1960s

Airforces give you 1.5-2 inches, and lifts can easily give you 2-3 inches more, and boom you're basically 6-6'1

But height isn't saving an ugly face,
 
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No?
The average height worldwide is 5'7 and in most countries, average height has reached a plateau and hasn't significantly increased since the 1960s

Airforces give you 1.5-2 inches, and lifts can easily give you 2-3 inches more, and boom you're basically 6-6'1

But height isn't saving an ugly face
irrelevant cuz this is west

and it lik 5'9 in those

airforce give 1.0 inch and shrinks quickly to 0.7

lifts give 2cm max after compression

other people wear shoes in public too mate

:feelstastyman::feelstastyman::feelstastyman::feelstastyman::feelstastyman:
 
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irrelevant cuz this is west

and it lik 5'9 in those

airforce give 1.0 inch and shrinks quickly to 0.7

lifts give 2cm max after compression

other people wear shoes in public too mate

:feelstastyman::feelstastyman::feelstastyman::feelstastyman::feelstastyman:
He said your country
Airforces have a sole size of 1.39inches
So 1.5inches, lifts give you 6cm if you're slick and hide them well enough,

Not to mention the fact that 25cm height bossting boots that look normal exist
 
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He said your country
Airforces have a sole size of 1.39inches
So 1.5inches, lifts give you 6cm if you're slick and hide them well enough,

Not to mention the fact that 25cm height bossting boots that look normal exist
i remembered it wrong

yeah 1.38, quickly shrinks to 1.00 i meant over months

you're not getting away with 6 fucking centimeters mate

and the whole point is to increase height PERCEPTION

if you have shoes that visibly look 3inches and are 3inches as a 5'9 guy, that's not 5'11 irl from +2" of shoe height over average, you firstly lose a huge chunk of smv from wearing goofy looking shoes and in actual height perception you can half that, you'll be perceived as a goofy 5'10, and the fact it's AWFUL for your foot and you'll lose alot of life quality from being uncomfortable+ if pointed out thats death tier+ only in public

you can't escape one of the most brutal pills by slapping half a foot of random shit on the bottom of your heel acting like you have the tibias of someone 8ft tall and call it a day
perfect posture with 2inch trendy shoes and tall zoomer hair is the best you can do
+1inch height overall with no loss irl
 
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and the fact it's AWFUL for your foot and you'll lose alot of life quality from being uncomfortable+ if pointed out thats death tier+ only in public
yea hight frauding can cause some long term posture issues, you can fraud maybe an inch/1.5 at most while being comfortable
 
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choice 1

money isnt all there is to life

love is
why on earth did this shitty reply get more reps than the actual post itself

@coastal remind niggas to rep ur ass bcs im feeling like i just exploited ur ass :feelsmega:
 
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why on earth did this shitty reply get more reps than the actual post itself

@coastal remind niggas to rep ur ass bcs im feeling like i just exploited ur ass :feelsmega:
nigga how tf does something like this even happen :aquaCry::feelswhy:
 
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6'2 cl easy
 
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