would you rather meet god or the butthole of that girl at the gym?

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which would be more religious experience?
 
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The butthole of god
 
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My gym only has old hags, let's go to god so he can give me power so I can rule earth and ascend every looksmax.org user with a gigastacy
 
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God. Fuck these hoes
 
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God is far more evil
26765 angry atheism balding beard clothes fume glasses hair heart i love new world order nose
 
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Spicy wojak fight
 
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You will all burn in hell
 
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>SCIENCE: BELIEVED
>TECHNOLOGY: AMAZING
>FAITH: SPIRITUAL BUT NON-PRACTICING
>RENT: PAID
>MONEY: DIGITAL
>OWN: NOTHING
>STATUS: HAPPY
>TWITTER SCREENSHOT THREAD: POSTED
>SOIJAK THREAD: REPORTED
>JANNIES: PAID
>VASECTOMY: RECOVERING
>VACCINES: BOOSTED
>VACCINE PASS: REGISTERED
>ACCOUNT: SYNCED
>REDDIT: GILDED & GOLDED
>MUSIC: SPOTIFY
>NETFLIX: CHILLED
>YOUTUBE: PREMIUM
>AMAZON: PRIME
>COMPUTER: MAC
>CELLULAR: IPHONE
>OS: UPDATED DAILY
>DATA: STREAMED
>STORAGE: CLOUD
>COOKIES: ACCEPTED
>TV: SMART
>GPS LOCATION: ON
>ADS: WATCHED
>CAR: EV SUBSCRIPTION
>WIFE: BLACKED
>CHILD: STEP & ADOPTED
>REFUGEES: SHELTERED
>WALLS: EXPOSED BRICK
>NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE EXPANSION PACK: PURCHASED
>GAME: PASS
>T: LOW
>MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE
>STEAK: BLUE RARE
>COFFEE: FAIR TRADE
>CHOCOLATE: WHITE
>MILK: ALMOND OAT
>PROTEIN: BUGS
>COOKING OIL: SEED
>WATER: FLUORIDATED
>FACE: MASKED
>MOUTH: AGAPE
>FACIAL HAIR: SCRAGGLY
>EYESIGHT: BAD
>CURRENT THINGS: SUPPORTED
>DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: VOTED
>INFLATION: GOOD
>CLIMATE CHANGE INITIATIVE: PLEDGED
>LGBT: ALLIED
>BLACK LIVES: MATTER
>ALL COPS: ARE BASTARD
>NATIONAL FLAG: STOMPED & BURNED
>ANTIDEPRESSANTS: PRESCRIBED
>SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING
>HOT SAUCE: ACQUIRED!
890 animated antenna clenched teeth distorted ear glasses reddit soyjak stubble variant markip
 
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>SCIENCE: BELIEVED
>TECHNOLOGY: AMAZING
>FAITH: SPIRITUAL BUT NON-PRACTICING
>RENT: PAID
>MONEY: DIGITAL
>OWN: NOTHING
>STATUS: HAPPY
>TWITTER SCREENSHOT THREAD: POSTED
>SOIJAK THREAD: REPORTED
>JANNIES: PAID
>VASECTOMY: RECOVERING
>VACCINES: BOOSTED
>VACCINE PASS: REGISTERED
>ACCOUNT: SYNCED
>REDDIT: GILDED & GOLDED
>MUSIC: SPOTIFY
>NETFLIX: CHILLED
>YOUTUBE: PREMIUM
>AMAZON: PRIME
>COMPUTER: MAC
>CELLULAR: IPHONE
>OS: UPDATED DAILY
>DATA: STREAMED
>STORAGE: CLOUD
>COOKIES: ACCEPTED
>TV: SMART
>GPS LOCATION: ON
>ADS: WATCHED
>CAR: EV SUBSCRIPTION
>WIFE: BLACKED
>CHILD: STEP & ADOPTED
>REFUGEES: SHELTERED
>WALLS: EXPOSED BRICK
>NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE EXPANSION PACK: PURCHASED
>GAME: PASS
>T: LOW
>MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE
>STEAK: BLUE RARE
>COFFEE: FAIR TRADE
>CHOCOLATE: WHITE
>MILK: ALMOND OAT
>PROTEIN: BUGS
>COOKING OIL: SEED
>WATER: FLUORIDATED
>FACE: MASKED
>MOUTH: AGAPE
>FACIAL HAIR: SCRAGGLY
>EYESIGHT: BAD
>CURRENT THINGS: SUPPORTED
>DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: VOTED
>INFLATION: GOOD
>CLIMATE CHANGE INITIATIVE: PLEDGED
>LGBT: ALLIED
>BLACK LIVES: MATTER
>ALL COPS: ARE BASTARD
>NATIONAL FLAG: STOMPED & BURNED
>ANTIDEPRESSANTS: PRESCRIBED
>SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING
>HOT SAUCE: ACQUIRED!
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>NOBODY:

>NOBODY AT ALL:

>NOBODY ON THIS PLANET:

>NOT EVEN THANOS:

>NOT EVEN BIG CHUNGUS:

>NOT EVEN UGANDAN KNUCKLES:

>NOT EVEN MY FATHER WHO LEFT ME:

>NOT EVEN STEVE FROM MINECRAFT:

>NOT EVEN MY LEFT NUT:

>NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN SLAVES IN MY BASEMENT:

>NOT EVEN THE COPS BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE:

>NOT EVEN THE KKK:

>NOT EVEN THE ILLUMINATI:

>NOT EVEN PEWDIEPIE:

>NOT EVEN ISIS:

>NOT EVEN BLACK PEOPLE:

>NOT EVEN JOHN WICK:

>NOT EVEN YOUTUBE CONSPIRACY THEORISTS:

>NOT EVEN FORTNITE PLAYERS:

>NOT EVEN MY KIDNEY STONE COLLECTION:

>NOT EVEN MR BEAST:

>NOT EVEN SANS FROM UNDERTALE:

>NOT EVEN JAHSEH ONFROY:

>NOT EVEN GEKYUMES FORESKIN:

>NOT EVEN BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY:

>NOT EVEN SHREK:

>NOT EVEN BART SIMPSON:

>NOT EVEN RICARDO MILOS:

>NOT EVEN SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS:

>NOT EVEN MIKE WAZOWSKI:

>NOT EVEN BILLIE ELLISH:

>NOT EVEN BARNEY THE DINOSAUR:

>NOT EVEN JAMES CHARLES:

>NOT EVEN THE DUOLINGO OWL:

>NOT EVEN NOTRE DAME:

>NOT EVEN PLAYBOY CARTI:

>NOT EVEN LIGHTNING MCQUEEN:

>NOT EVEN ELON MUSK:

>NOT EVEN EMINEM:

>NOT EVEN DOGE:

>NOT EVEN MY DEAD WIFE:

>NOT EVEN CHUCK NORRIS:

>NOT EVEN JUSTIN BIEBER:

>NOT EVEN BUZZ LIGHTYEAR:

>NOT EVEN PETER GRIFFIN:

>NOT EVEN WALUIGI:

>NOT EVEN XBOX PLAYERS:

>NOT EVEN PS4 PLAYERS:

>NOT EVEN PC PLAYERS:

>NOT EVEN SWITCH PLAYERS:

>NOT EVEN WALUIGI:

>NOT EVEN FLAT EARTHERS:

>NOT EVEN FACEBOOK NORMIES:

>NOT EVEN BARRY FROM THE BEE MOVIE:

>NOT EVEN MORGZ:

>NOT EVEN MARK ZUCKERBERG:

>NOT EVEN BILL GATES:

>NOT EVEN GOD HIMSELF:

>NOT EVEN NOT A SINGLE FUCKING SOUL ON THE FACE OF THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE:

>ME: Bumping this gem.
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>NOBODY:

>NOBODY AT ALL:

>NOBODY ON THIS PLANET:

>NOT EVEN THANOS:

>NOT EVEN BIG CHUNGUS:

>NOT EVEN UGANDAN KNUCKLES:

>NOT EVEN MY FATHER WHO LEFT ME:

>NOT EVEN STEVE FROM MINECRAFT:

>NOT EVEN MY LEFT NUT:

>NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN SLAVES IN MY BASEMENT:

>NOT EVEN THE COPS BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE:

>NOT EVEN THE KKK:

>NOT EVEN THE ILLUMINATI:

>NOT EVEN PEWDIEPIE:

>NOT EVEN ISIS:

>NOT EVEN BLACK PEOPLE:

>NOT EVEN JOHN WICK:

>NOT EVEN YOUTUBE CONSPIRACY THEORISTS:

>NOT EVEN FORTNITE PLAYERS:

>NOT EVEN MY KIDNEY STONE COLLECTION:

>NOT EVEN MR BEAST:

>NOT EVEN SANS FROM UNDERTALE:

>NOT EVEN JAHSEH ONFROY:

>NOT EVEN GEKYUMES FORESKIN:

>NOT EVEN BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY:

>NOT EVEN SHREK:

>NOT EVEN BART SIMPSON:

>NOT EVEN RICARDO MILOS:

>NOT EVEN SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS:

>NOT EVEN MIKE WAZOWSKI:

>NOT EVEN BILLIE ELLISH:

>NOT EVEN BARNEY THE DINOSAUR:

>NOT EVEN JAMES CHARLES:

>NOT EVEN THE DUOLINGO OWL:

>NOT EVEN NOTRE DAME:

>NOT EVEN PLAYBOY CARTI:

>NOT EVEN LIGHTNING MCQUEEN:

>NOT EVEN ELON MUSK:

>NOT EVEN EMINEM:

>NOT EVEN DOGE:

>NOT EVEN MY DEAD WIFE:

>NOT EVEN CHUCK NORRIS:

>NOT EVEN JUSTIN BIEBER:

>NOT EVEN BUZZ LIGHTYEAR:

>NOT EVEN PETER GRIFFIN:

>NOT EVEN WALUIGI:

>NOT EVEN XBOX PLAYERS:

>NOT EVEN PS4 PLAYERS:

>NOT EVEN PC PLAYERS:

>NOT EVEN SWITCH PLAYERS:

>NOT EVEN WALUIGI:

>NOT EVEN FLAT EARTHERS:

>NOT EVEN FACEBOOK NORMIES:

>NOT EVEN BARRY FROM THE BEE MOVIE:

>NOT EVEN MORGZ:

>NOT EVEN MARK ZUCKERBERG:

>NOT EVEN BILL GATES:

>NOT EVEN GOD HIMSELF:

>NOT EVEN NOT A SINGLE FUCKING SOUL ON THE FACE OF THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE:

>ME: Bumping this gem.
View attachment 2464523
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
>YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
>YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
>YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
>YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FORTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
>YOU WILL REJECT GOD
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
>YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
>YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
>YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.
1948 angry antenna bloodshot eyes deep fried red red eyes reddit soyjak variant el perro rabioso
 
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>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
>YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
>YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
>YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
>YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FORTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
>YOU WILL REJECT GOD
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
>YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
>YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
>YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.
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bruh
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4chan vs Reddit. Something to watch for hours
 
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God so that he could apologise for giving me my dogshit life
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yo retards u left me breathless
 
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