Would you rather

[AuggyDauggy]

Fall off a cliff but get saved by your balls lassoing onto a tree branch like a grappling hook (saving your life) but your balls stretch to 2 metres like a bungee cord. (no dick just your balls stretch)

Or

Take the fall, you die. But you reincarnate as either Hellen Keller or the husband of Bonnie Blue (and you HAVE to watch her with every guy)

Or

You survive somehow, but for whatever reason they had to take off 5 inches off your dick size. And you’re a cripple

I’m so fucking bored bro

 

[trench]

the second one at least i get to crack bonnie blue

 

[LTNUser]

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