Would you rather

[PsiIocybin]

be a 6'2" chad with a fat cock or, your mum shaves her head bald, gets an England flag tattooed on her back and she fucking starts wearing stone island jumpers to Millwall matches and she fucking gets into it with the away fans during the game, and fucking she starts calling you and her mates geeza and keeps it lemon and all that also she drinks bare pints of stella

 

[stevielake]

I'd rather you shut the fuck up, buddy!

 

[PsiIocybin]

I'd rather you shut the fuck up, buddy!

Hey don’t be mean I’m new and getting to know the ropes around here