Would you rather

[WonkyChin186]

Would you rather get cucked by a random dude you hate every single day for the rest of your life for 2hrs straight everyday with girls you find gigastacy but you're now low chadlite and 6'4 OR your outfit randomly changes to a different one whenever someone looks away, gravity randomly feels 50% lighter or 50% heavier depending on the minute, your height varies from 5'6 to 6'3 every minute of every day, you have a dramatic movie soundtrack that follows you around like an intro that changes everyday but only other people can hear it, you also sound exactly like donald duck now, you have 3 seizures per day but you now earn 10 grand a year without doing any and you have 1000 free lottery tickets given to you every week

 

[whorehater]

how does one even imagine this

 

[WonkyChin186]

how does one even imagine this

Iqlet

Whatd u eat for breakfast faggot

 

[whorehater]

Iqlet

Whatd u eat for breakfast faggot

i dont eat breakfast

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

2 sounds fun, but does it really have to be EVERY minute?

Like make the height randomize every day at least

how does one even imagine this

Iqlet

Whatd u eat for breakfast faggot

I don't remember.

But i wasn't asked, so it's fine.