Would you rewatch your entire life with your family for 1 billion dollars?

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It won’t take the X amount of years of your life to watch it tho

Lets just say that it takes about 6 hours to watch it but all of the information will be in everyone’s brain at the end of the movie

Would you do it for a billion
 
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Alright fuck off then
 
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brutal noreply pill
 
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Maybe
 
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Yes, 6 hours are worth 1 billion. Probably the embarrassing stuff I did started at 14+, so it wouldn't even be much of an issue.
It won’t take the X amount of years of your life to watch it tho

Lets just say that it takes about 6 hours to watch it but all of the information will be in everyone’s brain at the end of the movie

Would you do it for a billion
 
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Yes
 
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And then I leave them
 
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With a billion dollars I could afford the infinite vodka it would take to forget the embarrassment and shame so yes
 
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Yes, 6 hours are worth 1 billion. Probably the embarrassing stuff I did started at 14+, so it wouldn't even be much of an issue.
Yeah its a 6 hour watch but they will still know everything

I geniuenly couldn’t do it.

So it would either be 1 billion dollars and disappear from my family

Or keep my family
 
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With a billion dollars I could afford the infinite vodka it would take to forget the embarrassment and shame so yes
I think i would maybe commit suicide after the watch tbh

The amount of shit that i have said

Like nigga they would see every message i have ever written
 
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Duh tf. I can just move away from them permanently and communicate sparingly until they forget about/care less about the embarrassing moments
 
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Duh tf. I can just move away from them permanently and communicate sparingly until they forget about/care less about the embarrassing moments
This nigga is 30, imagine how many shit he did
 
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Duh tf. I can just move away from them permanently and communicate sparingly until they forget about/care less about the embarrassing moments
Makes sense

Maybe i would do it

Would you do it for 10m’s?
 
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It won’t take the X amount of years of your life to watch it tho

Lets just say that it takes about 6 hours to watch it but all of the information will be in everyone’s brain at the end of the movie

Would you do it for a billion
Fuck no
 
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I’ve done some horrible shi, but I’ll pay them so that they won’t tell the police or maybe js hire a hitman to take care of them. Either that or fake my own death.

with a billion I could become chadlite
 
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I think they would calm down, the second I tell them I've got a billion dollars...
 
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shi gon be like the omegle niggas who stroke on cam
 
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It won’t take the X amount of years of your life to watch it tho

Lets just say that it takes about 6 hours to watch it but all of the information will be in everyone’s brain at the end of the movie

Would you do it for a billion
does this include the shitload of masturbation?
 
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Duh tf. I can just move away from them permanently and communicate sparingly until they forget about/care less about the embarrassing moments
your family might js kill themselves once they see the shit u been upto
 
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your family might js kill themselves once they see the shit u been upto
And then you give them 200m’s and flee the country with you 800 million dollars
 
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Everything

Everything you have masturbater to aswell
yes n then shoot my family the moment any of those scenes come up so they don't have to suffer:feelsthink:
 
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And then you give them 200m’s and flee the country with you 800 million dollars
family finna pay all 200 to invest in a mindwiping ray
 
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family finna pay all 200 to invest in a mindwiping ray
Would you watch a movie with your dad about his life for 10 million?
 
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This nigga is 30, imagine how many shit he did
My parents looking at all my escort adventures

Over It Stop GIF by The Paley Center for Media
 
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Would you watch a movie with your dad about his life for 10 million?
probably but I don't think I'll be mentally okay with watching my dad do the deed
 
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probably but I don't think I'll be mentally okay with watching my dad do the deed
Exactly

And imagine how many times hes done that

And jerked off and shit

Would be a hard watch
 
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Exactly

And imagine how many times hes done that

And jerked off and shit

Would be a hard watch
yeah ion think I could deal with it

might js shoot myself the moment it ends
 
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Prolly not brah, id be so ashamed.
 
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Yeah why the fuck not tbh

Even if they remembered the most embarrassing shit about you why would it matter?
 
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Exactly

And imagine how many times hes done that

And jerked off and shit

Would be a hard watch
aslong as you get it in your head before you watch it that hes already done all this stuff and your gonna see it you would most likely be fine in the case of 10 million
 
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Prolly not brah, id be so ashamed.
Its 1 billion tho

you could flee the country for 5 years and come back when they have stopped caring about it
 
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aslong as you get it in your head before you watch it that hes already done all this stuff and your gonna see it you would most likely be fine
It would still be disgusting and uncomfortable
 
ywah which is why I may not take thr billion even tho its like an mindblowingly large sum of money

it'd have me suffering mentally for the rest of my life
 
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Yeah why the fuck not tbh

Even if they remembered the most embarrassing shit about you why would it matter?
Yeah tbh, but i have done and said some fucked up shit tho
 
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Its 1 billion tho

you could flee the country for 5 years and come back when they have stopped caring about it
ion think any family is gonna be mentally sane after that but the main problem is if you'd be mentally okay

I feel like I js done n watched way too much fucked up shit for me to be okay with it
 
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ywah which is why I may not take thr billion even tho its like an mindblowingly large sum of money

it'd have me suffering mentally for the rest of my life
Yeah but that would be your movie tho

But for a billion i think i would sit through it
 
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Yeah tbh, but i have done and said some fucked up shit tho
Yeah but it's normal stuff to do as a human.
They should probably understand, and if they don't it's you who's up by a billion.
If they were close to you they wouldn't care as much since they're "family"
Just my thoughts
 
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Yeah but that would be your movie tho

But for a billion i think i would sit through it
yeah but think about it

your sitting with your family watching you masturbate to some weird ass shit, that would put an unbelievable level of mental toll that might just render you unable to touch any money
 
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It won’t take the X amount of years of your life to watch it tho

Lets just say that it takes about 6 hours to watch it but all of the information will be in everyone’s brain at the end of the movie

Would you do it for a billion
With knowledge of this deal I'll put it off for a year and clean my act up so by then when my family watches it they don't think I'm a complete loser. They'll just see it as a fucked up stage in my life a year ago and that I've changed as a person.
 
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Yeah but it's normal stuff to do as a human.
They should probably understand, and if they don't it's you who's up by a billion.
If they were close to you they wouldn't care as much since they're "family"
Just my thoughts
Yeah i would do it for a billion easily, but i would give them like 200 million and i would leave

Come back eventually tho
 
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yeah but think about it

your sitting with your family watching you masturbate to some weird ass shit, that would put an unbelievable level of mental toll that might just render you unable to touch any money
Yeah but i think i would just hate myself for a while

But i would move away with like 2 of my friends so i don’t go insane to the point of suicide
 
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