Would you rope if you would be reincarnated as a Tyrone D1 Athlete

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So Lord Shiva appears to you and tell you that if you rope today, a year from now in December, 2024 you will be reborn. You will grow up to be a Tyrone that gets recruited to play basketball at a D1 school in 2042. Do you immediately rope?
 
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Yea
 
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So Lord Shiva appears to you and tell you that if you rope today, a year from now in December, 2024 you will be reborn. You will grow up to be a Tyrone that gets recruited to play basketball at a D1 school in 2042. Do you immediately rope?
that isnt the question. the question is why wouldnt u
 
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Nah reincarnation is never worth it
 
No, I dont wanna be black
 
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In a heartbeat
 
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i wouldnt wanna be black twice bro
 
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Depends on what my upbringing will be.

Better to be an LTN NT kid with a good childhood than a Chang/Chad/Tyrone/Chadriguez/Chadpreet living in a poor neighborhood with shitty parents
 
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If its a lightskin yea
 
Depends on what my upbringing will be.

Better to be an LTN NT kid with a good childhood than a Chang/Chad/Tyrone/Chadriguez/Chadpreet living in a poor neighborhood with shitty parents
You get adopted by a white couple and grow up in an upper middle class white neighborhood around white girls
 
You get adopted by a white couple and grow up in an upper middle class white neighborhood around white girls
Oh, in a heartbeat. What would my IQ be? I'm not trying to be racist or anything.
 
Being black would be the ultimate buff for me

Would make my heterochromia scheme work even better on dark skin

And bbc
 
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Average black IQ
Would I have god-like athleticism, and could I have NBA potential? Again not trying to be racist, I like black culture trust.
 
@klip11 I'll probably do it though since I could marry into a rich white girls family
 
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Would I have god-like athleticism, and could I have NBA potential? Again not trying to be racist, I like black culture trust.
Yes. You would be a basketball phenom from a young age.
 
So Lord Shiva appears to you and tell you that if you rope today, a year from now in December, 2024 you will be reborn. You will grow up to be a Tyrone that gets recruited to play basketball at a D1 school in 2042. Do you immediately rope?
Who wouldnt
 
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Yes. You would be a basketball phenom from a young age.
In a heartbeat. I'll play for Rod Wave Elite then play for Duke then go all the way to NBA.
 
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If I rope I'll make my family sad. Also my method of roping would be using the Desert Eagle to the brain. Hopefully it isn't painful. Id also be unsure of what death feels like and what would happen in the three months before I am conceived by my black parents. Id ideally like a memory of my past life so I can have the knowledge I have gained being an incel. However I guess my memory gets wiped out too. Fuck it, I would rope immediately
 
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