Would you sell your soul to reincarnate as a chad for 25 years?

[SikKunt]

I wish bro, she's not home yet

wdym "home"? You live together now?

he is NOT he is 18 as well !!!!!!

Keep coping

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

wdym "home"? You live together now?

Keep coping

I mean I have to go to her house.

 

[SikKunt]

I mean I have to go to her house.

How many times did you fuck? in total

 

[Krezo]

he is NOT he is 18 as well !!!!!!

this is the truth!!!!!

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

How many times did you fuck? in total

11-12 if you count that one time I couldn't cum so just threw out the condom.

 

[SikKunt]

11-12 if you count that one time I couldn't cum so just threw out the condom.

Wait, so you had sex 12 times on different days?

 

[Krezo]

11-12 if you count that one time I couldn't cum so just threw out the condom.

Chad.

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

Wait, so you had sex 12 times on different days?

We had sex 5 times the first day, 3 the next one, 1 the day after and 3 times yesterday.

 

[SikKunt]

We had sex 5 times the first day, 3 the next one, 1 the day after and 3 times yesterday.

I'm guessing you mean that you cummed that many times on those days right?

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

already did but it didnt work

 

[androidcel]

We had sex 5 times the first day, 3 the next one, 1 the day after and 3 times yesterday.

ITT: Things that never happened

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

I'm guessing you mean that you cummed that many times on those days right?

Yeah, what other meaning could there be? We basically followed this routine every time:
Shower > kissing > foreplay > penetration > kissing > shower

 

[SikKunt]

Yeah, what other meaning could there be? We basically followed this routine every time:
Shower > kissing > foreplay > penetration > kissing > shower

Yeah, what other meaning could there be? We basically followed this routine every time:
Shower > kissing > foreplay > penetration > kissing > shower

Just take a shower br0

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

Just take a shower br0

She's really anal about showering tbh, my skin is gonna get dry af

 

[SikKunt]

She's really anal about showering

Wtf is that supposed to mean

 

[Deleted member 1476]

I am crying again Elliott Rodger junior I am so proud of you

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

Wtf is that supposed to mean

Being anal about something means being obsessed with it you non nativecel.

 

[SikKunt]

I am crying

Being anal about something means being obsessed with it you non nativecel.

k.
If a foid told me to shower that many times I'd let her lick the dickcheese off my dick

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

If a foid told me to shower that many times I'd let her lick the dickcheese off my dick

This is why you're incel

 

[SikKunt]

This is why you're incel

 

[The Dude Abides]

Worshipping the devil is sucking jewish cock.

Consider this: why would God let ugly people into a perfect world anyway? Why would he plague us with disgusting faces if he had any love for us? If there's a heaven we're probably going hell for being subhuman anyway. Might as well accelerate it.

Consider this. If God is real then so is all the stories. God didnt make you ugly, sin did. The same way a beautiful girl will eventually shrivel up and teeth fall out, she is dying because sin. The rose has thorns yada yada yada you know the drill. Shits corrupt and fucked because some lying, snake fucking hoe ate a super gmo apple. We all just grew wrong which has some truth. Man is created in gods image. God isnt ugly. The genetic defect baby is a failure of the genetic blueprint fucking up etc.
Thats if god is real though, but were most likely just fucking ugly.

 

[Ritalincel]

r/Im14andthisisdeep

JoinedMay

 

[Deleted member 209]

thats actually how males should live lol

 

[Deleted member 685]

Would you sell your soul to Satan to reincarnate as a 7-10psl chad that would have to die at 25?

Yes

 

[Deleted member 656]

yes for sure without a doubt.

im killing myself before the age of 25 anyway

Isn't your father paying for you to get surgery?

You could at least spare him the effort if you're going to off yourself anyway

 

[ZUZZCEL]

Isn't your father paying for you to get surgery?

You could at least spare him the effort if you're going to off yourself anyway

like i give a fuck about my parents, they could die and i could care less

 

[Deleted member 656]

like i give a fuck about my parents, they could die and i could care less

Yet you cried over an anime character?

 

[dogtown]

Yet you cried over an anime character?

High T as fuark

 

[Deleted member 656]

High T as fuark

Behold, Chad

 

[ZUZZCEL]

Yet you cried over an anime character?

i would sacrifice both my parents if it could mean my fav anime gets another season.

 

[Deleted member 656]

i would sacrifice both my parents if it could mean my fav anime gets another season.