Would you sell your soul to satan if he would cure your social anxiety?

[dopaminebeyondfried]

In return you would have to sacrifice family members and do all kinds of rituals and be a Slave to the joos

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

I’d do it only if he gave me a chad factory

 

[Roquefort]

If satan exists, by definition god also exists. If i now have confirmation about this fact and all my doubts are cleared why the fuck would i sell my eternal paradise for 20 years of ntness. U can promise adriana lima in her prime and i wouldnt do it, the day you see yourself ageing is the day u start to pray for gandhi heaven

 

[FaceandBBC]

Already did

 

[Lynxress]

No I won't submit to any nigger, neither satan nor god

 

[albe.ORG]

I’d do it only if he gave me a chad factory

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