Would you take your girlfriends black son Christmas shopping?

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So you're dating a white MTB that gym maxes and becomes a HTB. She has a black son named Tyrone Hakeem Jones Jr and she wants you to take Tyrone Jr Christmas shopping so you two can bond and know each other better. She also wants you to buy him a PS 5 with your own money. Tyrone Jr really wants a PS 5 for Xmas. What do you do?

@MoggerGaston @pneumocystosis @Octillionaire
 
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maybe if I really liked her. I can't see myself dating a black woman in the first place, but you never know I guess
 
maybe if I really liked her. I can't see myself dating a black woman in the first place, but you never know I guess
No, it's a white foid with a black son.
 
yeah his presents wouldn't cost anything
 
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So you're dating a white MTB that gym maxes and becomes a HTB. She has a black son named Tyrone Hakeem Jones Jr and she wants you to take Tyrone Jr Christmas shopping so you two can bond and know each other better. She also wants you to buy him a PS 5 with your own money. Tyrone Jr really wants a PS 5 for Xmas. What do you do?

@MoggerGaston @pneumocystosis @Octillionaire
I'll tell him that if he can swim and stay afloat in a 7' deep pool then I'll get him the PS5 :lul::lul::lul:
 
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I'll tell him that if he can swim and stay afloat in a 7' deep pool then I'll get him the PS5 :lul::lul::lul:
Idiot you forget he’s half white he may not even drown like an negro he may remain floating for those 7 mins. This is a stupid gamble I for one wouldn’t dare participate in. Better to just tell his mother to Stuffit where the sun doesn’t shine and move ov.
 
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Idiot you forget he’s half white
That's the whole fucking point. Find out whether he relates more to his black ancestry than his white side.

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That's the whole fucking point. Find out whether he relates more to his black ancestry than his white side.

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But if he floats then you send 500 quid on a kid that ain’t yours… I wouldn’t take the risk lol, but if he drowns I’d laugh hysterically and watch his ass die
 
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But if he floats then you send 500 quid on a kid that ain’t yours… I wouldn’t take the risk lol, but if he drowns I’d laugh hysterically and watch his ass die
I'm 100% sure Tyrone was not there to teach him how to swim, so there's a high chance he might drown
 
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