Write down how was your first Kiss

[Mr manlet]

Dont remember much other than someone phoned animal protection service

Always ask for I.D

 

[Thushespokeofit]

first gf, on the first date we were at kfc oil dripping out of our mouths we were supposed to kiss then (instead of doing it I talked to her about "getting together" and I said something "so lets kiss to seal the deal but first we should wipe all of the oil away from fingers and mouths"didnt kiss that day/ we went for a mountain trip with her father the next day

We sitted on the rock in the mountains her father was so slow and we kissed where we were ahead I said something like "So what about that kiss?" werid feeling she had so small mouth and toungue we kissed for 1 minute or so, trying not to eat our faces off (17 at the time)

First time touching the boobs I asked like a fucking retard, she had E cups, she hanged herself over me to let me touch them, her arms went numb and squashed my face with them, best feeling.

Kissing at school was 24/7 we didnt even talk for most of the time every break we were kissing so that teachers woudnt see us, grabbing those tits all of the time

For me the best feeling is while "turkish sitting" and the girl is wrapped around around you with legs and arms.



Protip: dont just stay there move your hands around her body, upper bicep, scalp, back of the neck, small of the back, hold her face. Currently I just grab her wrists and push her to the wall and squish her with my body, they love it

I recently moved to a new state and a few days after I got into the school, this short blonde chick with no tits or ass asked for my number. We got together for a month. I only kissed her once. It felt like my lips were in a fucking paper shredder because she had fucked up teeth with braces. Never again.
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We were walking through a park for a while and after that we sat in a bench we looked at eachother in the eye she was smiling at me while looking straight into my soul and she slowly kissed me it was the best feeling I ever had I felt like the happiest person at that moment

Had been at her house for a bit, was about to leave. Just fucking went for it, pushed her up against a wall, started with her neck and then kissed her properly obvs.

Had absolutely no idea what I was doing and my technique (insofar as that exists with kissing) was probs awful but I just went with what I was feeling.

We were on a walk for our third date. Just talked the whole time. During the walk a Bangladeshi tiny short man was taking photos with his Canon and decided to start walking with us. He knew we were on a date so he eventually apologized and went on, but I think the extreme height and frame mogging that occured put her in the mindset that I was of high quality somehow. It got dark almost, and we got to our cars. We got to saying random things to each other, I decided to just start kissing her, and she surprisingly recirprocated. We made out for about 10 minutes in the park, at night. Then we went to my car and we made out for about 20 mins, then I drove her home, then we made out again in the car for a while. A lot of neck kissing was going on. My dad called, I was too autistic to know what to do, so i told her we'd continue this some other time.

1st kiss was when i was like 5-6 years old in kindergarden. got caught by her mother cuz we made out under some blanket.
2nd kisses was with girl when i was like 10 years old, she was my "girlfriend" for 2-3 years
3rd kisses were with some random slut when i was 12 (she was like 9 or 10), she even took off her clothes and wanted to "marry" me by putting my dick into her. didnt do it cuz i was scared as shit and left the room
4rd kiss was with 18 when i met my current gf (3 years ago).

its sad to see that i was a slayer from 5-12 and then had 0 girls contact until 17-18. thanks for that computer, especially cod4 where i had like 1 year gametime in 2009-2015

We were watching Aladdin and kissed at the end of the movie during credits. She was obviously much more experience than me and was raping my mouth while I was trying to keep up.

Ddnt read a word

 

[Deleted member 1329]

Best thing ever I swear.

well the sex missionary with her wrapped around you is even better

Also driving with the girl and her random nice acts like her scrubbing my back, caressing back off the neck and hair. Its a real IOI in relationship look at how she is standing next to me, she is really into me at that moment

after 3 months she stopped being so into me, if I showed you the pics she is just standing there not doing anything except looking at the camera

 

[Salludon]

well the sex missionary with her wrapped around you is even better

Also driving with the girl and her random nice acts like her scrubbing my back, caressing back off the neck and hair. Its a real IOI in relationship look at how she is standing next to me, she is really into me at that moment
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after 3 months she stopped being so into me, if I showed you the pics she is just standing there not doing anything except looking at the camera

Having a gf looking like that is truly mind boggling.

 

[Deleted member 1329]

Having a gf looking like that is truly mind boggling.

Dont settle for anything less, she was kinda a butterface but she had soo good personality, acted like a woman from the 70ties, best girl I even had. PSL is overrated if girl act like that you're set (well she cant be repulsive I suppose)

 

[Mr manlet]

Having a gf looking like that is truly mind boggling.

Please elaborate.

 

[Deleted member 1707]

Teen club (15 y.o), I wanted to kiss someone (14 y.o.) so i get into this girl, she kissed me and my first though was like "well, its not that special"
Same thing happened with fucking, it was like " well its good but i enjoyed more the blowjob thing"

 

[Deleted member 470]

We were walking through a park for a while and after that we sat in a bench we looked at eachother in the eye she was smiling at me while looking straight into my soul and she slowly kissed me it was the best feeling I ever had I felt like the happiest person at that moment

mine was actually same as this

 

[Ferrari worthy]

It was a game of truth or dare and I was dared to kiss the girl. She was my oneitis at the time so I enjoyed it quite a lot actually!

slayer tbh

 

[Lorsss]

I want to know how was your first kiss cause it is interesting to read different stories.
Go away virgin of kiss ,we don't want you there

I was almost 20 years old, I went to a club with 4 friends.
we met a mutual friend girl (average face, anlittle fat) who was very drunk and was making out with several guys that night.
I offered her a drink and kissed her as soon as she finished. After 4 seconds of kiss she backed off

 

[Mr manlet]

I was almost 20 years old, I went to a club with 4 friends.
we met a mutual friend girl (average face, not very skinny) who was very drunk and was making out with several guys that night.
I offered her a drink and kissed her as soon as she finished. After 4 seconds of kiss she backed off

Bro....

 

[Lorsss]

Bro....

taking advantage of drunk girls is legit

 

[Mr manlet]

taking advantage of drunk girls is legit

At least you disinfected her mouth with some spirits. You did buy her a shot right?

#drunkgirlpill

 

[The Dude Abides]

was making out with several guys that night.

 

[BoundToAscend]

She had liked me for a long time but I wasn't that into her, but I just wanted to get it done with, I was tired of being kissless and being more experienced would make me more attractive to other girls that I actually liked so I just gave her what she wanted. After that all other kisses have been in parties with girls that I hardly know or completely random. But nonetheless still a virgin.

 

[ImASlayer]

Who the fuck is @ImASlayer

idk he sounds retarded

 

[Lorsss]

never heard of female hypergamy?

 

[The Dude Abides]

never heard of female hypergamy?

just nasty that you would kiss her after all that herpes got spread

 

[Looksmaxer-van-NL]

One thing needs to be said, OP:

 

[Pex1992]

Not so good tbh

 

[Demir]

I was 15 yo all alone at some concert, and some girl came to me and said that her girlfriend wants to meet me. We talked some general stuff like what's your name, where are you from, in which school do you go (we were 100% sober) and then when we stopped talking she kissed me, and we were mostly kissing that evening and then all the sudden I ran away and never saw her again. That was first time someone openly displayed interest in me as a man and I was confused. She was pretty much cute

 

[dontgoLAXb4UMAXx]

lets just say my parents would be disappointed if they found out

 

[Zeus]

i don't really know if it counts since it was pretty forced lol.

MEGALOPSWLI
GAB GAB GAB
GABGIZE KARIOLAKI

 

[elfmaxx]

First kiss or first romantic kiss?
First kiss was some slut at my friend's house party she probably got off to kissing some incel fellow like me.

First romantic kiss was last year from my boo (pbuh) After our date I drove her home and as I was waiting for her to get out my car she leaned over to kiss me and said "come on its common courtesy" in her foreign accent

smh I'm pretty sure I will never feel like that again, it was a time, place & person that can't be replaced.

 

[sorrowfulsad]

smh I'm pretty sure I will never feel like that again, it was a time, place & person that can't be replaced.

what happened bro why did you lose her?

 

[Alexanderr]

she kissed me, and we were mostly kissing that evening and then all the sudden I ran away and never saw her again.

 

[SomethingOff]

first gf, on the first date we were at kfc oil dripping out of our mouths we were supposed to kiss then (instead of doing it I talked to her about "getting together" and I said something "so lets kiss to seal the deal but first we should wipe all of the oil away from fingers and mouths"didnt kiss that day/ we went for a mountain trip with her father the next day

We sitted on the rock in the mountains her father was so slow and we kissed where we were ahead I said something like "So what about that kiss?" werid feeling she had so small mouth and toungue we kissed for 1 minute or so, trying not to eat our faces off (17 at the time)

First time touching the boobs I asked like a fucking retard, she had E cups, she hanged herself over me to let me touch them, her arms went numb and squashed my face with them, best feeling.

Kissing at school was 24/7 we didnt even talk for most of the time every break we were kissing so that teachers woudnt see us, grabbing those tits all of the time

For me the best feeling is while "turkish sitting" and the girl is wrapped around around you with legs and arms.



Protip: dont just stay there move your hands around her body, upper bicep, scalp, back of the neck, small of the back, hold her face. Currently I just grab her wrists and push her to the wall and squish her with my body, they love it

Definitely true that last part. My girl makes an awkward smile if I freeze up and get static. Told me that it makes her feel like you're focusing on the kiss more than you're focusing on her. Also why kisses are best when both are horny af because then you're all over each other with while kissing, more active with the body.

 

[Notorious]

Had been at her house for a bit, was about to leave. Just fucking went for it, pushed her up against a wall, started with her neck and then kissed her properly obvs.

Had absolutely no idea what I was doing and my technique (insofar as that exists with kissing) was probs awful but I just went with what I was feeling.

She most definitely liked it.

Lack of confidence and hesitance is what fucks up kisses.

 

[SikKunt]

confidence

 

[elfmaxx]

what happened bro why did you lose her?

Lol she is still alive but might aswell be dead because I won't see her again.

 

[vin]

19 I said I found her cute and she was like wanna make out? I was like ait bet while my heart was racing 120bpm.
Went to my room, talked for a bit and when the convo went to a lull I went for it.

 

[yang]

Haven't had one.

This thread is ragefuel.

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

With a fat bitch but she had a pretty face lololo

 

[BigBoy]

I tongue kissed my oneitis last year during valentines. I was so fucking ecstatic, I was grabbing her ass and she was rubbing my dick. Her parents werent home so went to her house. We got to her room and she started taking off her clothes. She was untying her bra and was unhooking the little strap on the back.

And then I woke up.

 

[sub6manletnozygos]

im a khhv

 

[DianabolDownie]

khhv.

 

[Deleted member 4053]

I want to know how was your first kiss cause it is interesting to read different stories.
Go away virgin of kiss ,we don't want you there

worst experience ever we were deadass slobbering on each other

 

[Deleted member 4973]

I want to know how was your first kiss cause it is interesting to read different stories.
Go away virgin of kiss ,we don't want you there

We were in a club, sitting down and watching, only beta fucks dance, and she came 2 me 2 sit on my lap, i knew this girl before she is 8/10irl. Looked in her eyes, and she kissed me even bite me, at that moment i throw her of, i got mad cuz she bite me hard af, told her no biting then we kissed all night, The end.

It was a game of truth or dare and I was dared to kiss the girl. She was my oneitis at the time so I enjoyed it quite a lot actually!

That doesnt count, nor the ceeks kisses

 

[Deleted member 4209]

imaginary

 

[Reoa]

It was like a year ago when I lost my virginity, I nutted in the mouth of a blonde girl I met at a party and she wanted to make out with me so I got my own nut in my mouth, ngl it was super gay but really hot

 

[RAITEIII]

Hidden in her house. I still remember the taste of her saliva lol. She grew up to be a major whore, we were 7-8.

 

[Ibuprefen650mg]

I was in Argentina and she was legit hot. She wanted it badly, asking her friends to come and test the water with me. I could've fuck her later that night but I was too much of a semi redpilled bitch to do anything (16 at the time). She later confronted me with this fact, when we were at a party.
The kiss was clumsy and wet, but I thoroughly enjoyed it. She was a model. Not the prettiest but top tier compared to other girls there.

 

[MewingJBP]

well the sex missionary with her wrapped around you is even better

Also driving with the girl and her random nice acts like her scrubbing my back, caressing back off the neck and hair. Its a real IOI in relationship look at how she is standing next to me, she is really into me at that moment
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after 3 months she stopped being so into me, if I showed you the pics she is just standing there not doing anything except looking at the camera

If a subhuman like you can get a gf maybe there's hope for me.

 

[yang]

well the sex missionary with her wrapped around you is even better

Also driving with the girl and her random nice acts like her scrubbing my back, caressing back off the neck and hair. Its a real IOI in relationship look at how she is standing next to me, she is really into me at that moment
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after 3 months she stopped being so into me, if I showed you the pics she is just standing there not doing anything except looking at the camera

what the fuck dude if u cna get a gf maybe i can too

 

[Peachy]

I'm 21, but I never kissed a girl. Not long ago, I thought that all kisses are french kisses for some reason. I'm glad I didn't have a kiss at that point because the girl would probably freak out from me trying to insert my tongue into her mouth.

 

[IWantToMax]

First kiss was my cousin when we were like 6 jfl

 

[siliconvalleycel]

I was kv until about 18, I had the looming suspicion I'd be an incel even before the term even existed.
One night I went to the club and some of my friends (who knew I was kv) started saying "look that girl is looking a lot to you, go up to her and ask for a kiss." So I did, almost as a joke, and asked straight up like a damn autist: "Can I kiss you?", and she said "yes" and then she kissed me, tongue and all.
And then I turned around and all of my buddies started cheering like retards and carried me over.
I don't think I can even remember what she looked like, passable normie I guess. I've never seen her again. Bless her heart, I hope she had a nice life because that was a turning point for me.

I thought that all kisses are french kisses for some reason.

wtf bro all kisses are french kisses are you serious?

 

[Peachy]

wtf bro all kisses *are* french kisses are you serious?

I paid close attention to people irl, movies, and even porn and I came to the conclusion that it's best to start with a regular lip to lip. Getting the tongue involved is only when you're both horny as fuck and it's gonna end in sex.

 

[KDA Player]

Was 11-12 years old, the girl was one year older.
She was really out going / bit crazy / probably high libido, she kissed me for fun but she was not really cute and I didn't want to so I was a bit angry. It was fast and cringy, not pleasant at all.

Now I dont really care this is meaningless tbh

 

[WBC323]

I don't even specifically remember my first kiss you crazy incel, it was some girl when i was 16, it was wierd and i didn't know how to kiss yet, but it was a kiss, lol