WTF did I get bitten by?

[Gengar]

 

[shia.jihadist]

uhm... an alligator with a chainsaw brah

 

[Gengar]

Just took a shower and noticed this. It’s somewhat itchy. Is it a natural reaction to cleanliness due to being a currycel pajeet as it’s not normal for us to be hygienic?

 

[14vic]

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by a flea man

 

[Gengar]

uhm... an alligator with a chainsaw brah

I theorized it may be this:

Just took a shower and noticed this. It’s somewhat itchy. Is it a natural reaction to cleanliness due to being a currycel pajeet as it’s not normal for us to be hygienic?

 

[goo25]

it was me.
Look under the desk

 

[Gengar]

by a flea man

I didn’t see the bhenchod. Where was it hiding?

 

[Gengar]

it was me.
Look under the desk

I’m on a sofa/bed hybrid thingy.

 

[GlamourPursuer]

you got herpes bro

 

[CopiumX]

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yyy-your not as brown as my shit you fakecel

 

[shia.jihadist]

I theorized it may be this:

fuark good theory brah
probably the reason we dont use deodorant
we're allergic

 

[14vic]

I didn’t see the bhenchod. Where was it hiding?

they might be even on your clothes, i suggest cleaning your house bhai

 

[Veganist]

probably touched a nettle

 

[human304]

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Brown marmorated stink bug

don't worry about it, will get fixed in few days.

 

[Gengar]

you got herpes bro

Never had sex, still got herpes. Truecel luck.

 

[Gengar]

yyy-your not as brown as my shit you fakecel

My skin tone adapts to light. It’s pretty weird.

But I would say I’m shitskin.

 

[Gengar]

fuark good theory brah
probably the reason we dont use deodorant
we're allergic

Yeah, I never use deodorant. Luckily we aren’t polytheists (dindus), otherwise we would have those burning sticks thingy. I forgot the name but it stinks yet they all use it.

 

[Gengar]

they might be even on your clothes, i suggest cleaning your house bhai

Never had a flea problem before.

 

[Kayne1]

 

[Gengar]

probably touched a nettle

I don’t know bhai.

 

[Gengar]

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Brown marmorated stink bug

don't worry about it, will get fixed in few days.

What Vedic spell did you cast on me?

 

[Deleted member 44222]

face reveal at 110k

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Mosquito?

Yeah, I never use deodorant. Luckily we aren’t polytheists (dindus), otherwise we would have those burning sticks thingy. I forgot the name but it stinks yet they all use it.

Bhai it's not for you, it's for others around you
And u mean incense?

 

[KevinDurder]

Looks like Mosquito bites

 

[KevinDurder]

Never had sex, still got herpes. Truecel luck.

 

[keonxmogs]

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a bee bro

 

[Gengar]

face reveal at 110k

How did you know?

 

[Gengar]

Mosquito?

Bhai it's not for you, it's for others around you
And u mean incense?

WTF? People use deodorant for others? That’s strange. I thought people used it for themselves. Yes, I meant incense. Thanks.

 

[Gengar]

Looks like Mosquito bites

It’s all gone now.

 

[Gengar]

a bee bro

It can’t be! Bees die after a single sting. They can’t sting twice and there’s two marks.

 

[Deleted member 30959]

Nigga itched himself

 

[Gengar]

Nigga itched himself

Cyka blyat! Now why would I do that?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

WTF? People use deodorant for others? That’s strange. I thought people used it for themselves. Yes, I meant incense. Thanks.

Bhai I can smell you from here. Your weekly shower isn't enough to hide your pajeet smell. Please put some deodorant on

 

[Deleted member 80684]

it's nothing i'm getting it everytime too it's probably mosquitoes or mites

 

[Gengar]

Bhai I can smell you from here. Your weekly shower isn't enough to hide your pajeet smell. Please put some deodorant on

Weekly? Try trimonthly. Sponsor me a deodorant.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Weekly? Try trimonthly. Sponsor me a deodorant.

Just steal some from your female cousin's room

 

[Gengar]

Just steal some from your female cousin's room

Brb flying to New Delhi.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Brb flying to New Delhi.

New smelhi when u get there

 

[polishdonniedarko]

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cocroach

 

[keonxmogs]

It can’t be! Bees die after a single sting. They can’t sting twice and there’s two marks.

probably a wasp lmao. i forgot bees die after a sting

 

[ineonx]

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Mosquito probably

 

[KT-34]

Mosquito, when they bite you they release a smell that attracts other mosquitoes so it's normal to get two bites close to each other

 

[Gengar]

New smelhi when u get there

 

[Gengar]

cocroach

Never seen a single cockroach here.

 

[Gengar]

probably a wasp lmao. i forgot bees die after a sting

I am sure I would feel pain. The marks were gone within the hour.

 

[Gengar]

Mosquito probably

Maybe.

 

[Gengar]

Mosquito, when they bite you they release a smell that attracts other mosquitoes so it's normal to get two bites close to each other

Really? Never knew that. Mirin iq.