WTF I JUST FOUND THIS THING IN MY GARDEN

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it was lurking behind my bushes against the wall of the garden and it noticed that i saw it so i smacked it round the head with a rock and took it inside its in my kitchen rn it was carrying this weird box with 4 tiny medicine tub thingys i dunno what to do will the men in black come knockin on my door soon or somethn? are there other aliens out there that will be comin after me now?
 
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is that @FastBananaCEO?
 
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help
 
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it was lurking behind my bushes against the wall of the garden and it noticed that i saw it so i smacked it round the head with a rock and took it inside its in my kitchen rn it was carrying this weird box with 4 tiny medicine tub thingys i dunno what to do will the men in black come knockin on my door soon or somethn? are there other aliens out there that will be comin after me now?

Should cook and eat it to get rid of evidence tbh tbh


[ISPOILER]like how women in the 1500s did to cover up their abortions[/ISPOILER]
 
It's currently 4:06am and it's ded silent and I can hear sniggering and whisperin for a while so eventually I look out my window and it's four girls around my age and one of them is my neighbor who lives opposite me and the 4 of them are whisperin and sniggering and they're going into the house and the one at the back is wobbly and they're wearing slutty clothes so they're obviously drunk n dat and have just been out partying.

Dunno why but seeing it up close made me so sad that I'll never experience this.

Knowing that you'll never experience it is different than actually seeing it up close wtf mayn it's over.
 
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It's currently 4:06am and it's ded silent and I can hear sniggering and whisperin for a while so eventually I look out my window and it's four girls around my age and one of them is my neighbor who lives opposite me and the 4 of them are whisperin and sniggering and they're going into the house and the one at the back is wobbly and they're wearing slutty clothes so they're obviously drunk n dat and have just been out partying.

Dunno why but seeing it up close made me so sad that I'll never experience this.

Knowing that you'll never experience it is different than actually seeing it up close wtf mayn it's over.
Why are you copying and pasting this?
 
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it was lurking behind my bushes against the wall of the garden and it noticed that i saw it so i smacked it round the head with a rock and took it inside its in my kitchen rn it was carrying this weird box with 4 tiny medicine tub thingys i dunno what to do will the men in black come knockin on my door soon or somethn? are there other aliens out there that will be comin after me now?
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