wtf?!? i need to stop jacking off

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

This is what inspires him to jerk off. He first writes a thread about jerking off. He posts it. He grabs his dads' Astroglide. He refreshes the thread. As he reads the comments, he jerks off.

 

[Chakras]

Just rope lil nigga, if you think gooning is making your nips uneven you gotta die.

 

[Hirux]

I think jerking off is ruining my life bro. One fucking nipple is sitting higher then the other one, I really hope its just puberty and stuff because bro wtf? this is such a subhuman trait bruh i dont want my nips to be uneven. From here on out im done jerking off everyday instead now im going to cry and not jerk off. This is genuinely so fucking embarassing i might even consider roping at 17 if this isnt fixed because wtf?!1?!2!2

 

[TheAutisticGreyCel]

wtf is the point if i dont look good+

what's the point of being alive if you don't look good? there are other things you can do? you're 17 why are you so insecure about your looks?

 

[spawnisdagoat4]

How many times a day do you jerk off for your nipples to be uneven