Uber drivers, gas station workers, shelve packers, random commuters. If they’re Indian 80% chance they have their shitty off brand AirPods on talking to someone.
And they're always talking in Hindi, I wonder what's going on all the time
Talking to family members. You know, people who care about them.
"Kutta ka bacha gora sonra hai" @forevermirin @BongMog @apemaxxed @Ryan @sub5inchcel @justinzayn
Is it usually only close family or extended family too? And how do you have so much to talk about, is it something you enjoy doing or feel like you have to do it to keep up family appearances?
I'm South Asian as well (Pakistani) and there was a time I was constantly calling others on the phone. I was talking to direct family members (so aunts, uncles, cousins, other relatives, sometimes extended family, et cetera). We just talk about how everything is going, what we did today, what we're gonna do later on, et cetera. I enjoyed calling them because before I would rarely call them but eventually I stopped calling and I feel like I gotta pick it up again to keep up family appearances though there are some people I genuinely enjoy talking to. Sometimes it gets awkward though since sometimes you don't know what to talk about but then the other person just talks about something or whatever. They also like to ask how other family members here are doing, et cetera.
It makes them look important, busy, popular and rich(because they can afford a phone).
I actually wrote "White son of a bitch is listening."That's the funniest mistranslation I have ever seen.
Wait you know Hindi ? Brutal
Hes Indian
Fascinating, thanks for sharing
He's paki tho
u writing sun as son made for the mistranslation jfl
Caging
Murderchod
I know Urdu which originated in Delhi as well as Uttar Pradesh (a province in Bharat ("India")). Urdu and Hindi have the same base grammar and words but Urdu has many Arabic and Persian loanwords whereas Hindi has many Sanskrit loanwords. I can watch a Bollywood movie and follow everything without subtitles but if someone were to speak in pure Urdu, someone who speaks Hindi would not be able to understand and if someone were to speak in pure Hindi, someone who speaks Urdu would not be able to understand. I have been told by people that I speak in an unconventional way when I speak Urdu and that it seems like a different language. Halo? I remember some random Dutch white man (he was like in his 60s or something) and he asked me while I was talking on the phone "Are you speaking Farsi?" I only said "No, Urdu" as I was walking and going home. Lol. Farsi is Persian, btw.
Is this happening as frequently in India too? Or mainly because they’re in a foreign country seperate from friends/family?
Yes I noticed that afterwards. I tend to mispronounce words, I can't even make that classic "th" sound as in "tharka"
No wonder it sounds like Farsi to old Dutch men who can identify different languages.
It's because they're in a foreign country lol.
I'm a REAL Indian in the truest sense of the word, good point.
You're welcome lol. What are you btw?
it happens alot here too
The Indus river flows mostly in Pakistan so technically I am Indian (as India means "land of the Indus river" in Greek). Although I doubt he's high IQ to know that and he just meant I am Bharati (modern-day "India," the country next to Pakistan). That said we used to share a country + I see Bharatis are my true bhais. I don't care bout "m-m-muh they are dindus and not Islamic" anymore like I used to JFL. Muzzies can jump off of a bridge for all I care.
High IQ Indian
White Australian
Thanks bhai.
Reminds me of my mother's uncle in Pakistan who would always brag about having been married to a white woman to his friends (my family lives in Pakistan but he used to live in Saudi Arabia and she worked there, she was Australian). I always caged inside because he always casually left out the fact she was a landwhale. He's funny af + low inhib. He LITERALLY looks like this guy and I'm not even joking, everything is the same, and I mean EVERYTHING. Down to the facial shape, the facial hair, the same black hoodie AND the same sexual talk. He's married to a Pakistani now and he would say if his wife is in a bad mood he's gonna give her a good pounding. @forevermirin @MonkeyDLuffy2003 @Willmogulater
Caging so hard
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Me too.
He's also quite tall, 6'0" or 6'0.5", he's got a good build as well. I don't think I have met anyone so low inhib. One day I was in the car with him and he challenged some random guy on the road to a street race, I wasn't even wearing a seatbelt so I flew left and right the entire time. He went over 100km, too. \
Trust me when I say he was low inhib, he would just let out loud farts. He particularly enjoyed farting in his nephew's daughter's face. She's like 6 or something and then he'd laugh out loud.Me too.
He'd also make fun of her father (his nephew, who's also deaf) -- basically he [nephew] works at his job in the office and he said to me "Everytime he goes home to his wife, he tells her in sign language, "shut up, I just came home from a long day at work" but what he really does is he just looks at pictures on the PC 24/7. (I looked at his computer screen and he was indeed just looking at 3D-generated faces @Sanguinius @forevermirin @Willmogulater @It'snotover @MonkeyDLuffy2003)
What. The. Fuck. Did. I. Just. Read.Trust me when I say he was low inhib, he would just let out loud farts. He particularly enjoyed farting in his nephew's daughter's face. She's like 6 or something and then he'd laugh out loud.
Stories About TRUE_CEL's Uncle From Pakistan
Scamme
Productivity mogs me
They are networking innit
