Wtf is a bestie - teachercel

[Deleted member 15674]

I feel like an old man. But I heard a bunch of students talking about me saying I was their bestie - How can I be best friends with them when I only teach them? As my students were leaving class one of them was like "bye bye work bestie"???? Why are kids so fucking weird?

I will make the point, it's only female students who make this comment. None of my male students do this, they act normal

 

[pardocel]

Zoomer lingo.

 

[UglyGod360]

Yeah that's kinda weird that's mainly zoomerspeak used by girls, weird to hear it by a guy but it happens roo

 

[Deleted member 15674]

Yeah that's kinda weird that's mainly zoomerspeak used by girls, weird to hear it by a guy but it happens roo

Well yes it's only female students who say this. What does it mean, why do they keep saying that

 

[KingBetaTut]

aren’t you a zoomer too?

 

[Deleted member 15674]

aren’t you a zoomer too?

Yes I am, but no one my age says weird shit like that

 

[KingBetaTut]

Yes I am, but no one my age says weird shit like that

The word zoomer gets thrown around a lot I forget I’m one of them lmao. Muh average zoomer is 6’

 

[Deleted member 23218]

I feel like an old man. But I heard a bunch of students talking about me saying I was their bestie - How can I be best friends with them when I only teach them? As my students were leaving class one of them was like "bye bye work bestie"???? Why are kids so fucking weird?

I will make the point, it's only female students who make this comment. None of my male students do this, they act normal

It means friend and shit, I’ve been called a bestie as well it’s wierd

 

[Deleted member 15674]

It means friend and shit, I’ve been called a bestow as well it’s wierd

why the fuck do they even call me their friend? I literally teach them and steal shit off them - not even joking. I caught them eating sweets in class and just took the sweets off them and ate them

 

[justinzayn]

What do you teach, and what grade?

 

[Deleted member 23218]

why the fuck do they even call me their friend? I literally teach them and steal shit off them - not even joking. I caught them eating sweets in class and just took the sweets off them and ate them

Cuz your their age ish

 

[Deleted member 15674]

Cuz your their age ish

I think that might be it tbh. I sometimes accidentally make gay jokes to students too. I was teaching about reproductive system and mentioned the word "testicles" and one of my students started giggling - he is male. I was like "okay just because i mentioned testicles, please could you contain your excitement?" and everyone laughed at the kid jfl

 

[Deleted member 23218]

I think that might be it tbh. I sometimes accidentally make gay jokes to students too. I was teaching about reproductive system and mentioned the word "testicles" and one of my students started giggling - he is male. I was like "okay just because i mentioned testicles, please could you contain your excitement?" and everyone laughed at the kid jfl

Make blackpilled jokes if you can I wanna see how they react

 

[Deleted member 23218]

I think that might be it tbh. I sometimes accidentally make gay jokes to students too. I was teaching about reproductive system and mentioned the word "testicles" and one of my students started giggling - he is male. I was like "okay just because i mentioned testicles, please could you contain your excitement?" and everyone laughed at the kid jfl

That’s probably why you are cool teacher most are old boomers

 

[Dr. Mog]

They probably see you like an Indian guy on YouTube chadpreet that helps students for free easily

 

[Deleted member 15674]

Make blackpilled jokes if you can I wanna see how they react

I was teaching about evolution to students and I said some shit like "yeah you see, we're told we are related to monkeys. However some people in this classroom are clearly more closely related to monkeys than others" and the black kid was like "wtf sir why are you looking at me and saying that?"

I was like, I didn't call you a monkey, that's just a label you put on yourself. Entire class was caging tbh

 

[Deleted member 15674]

That’s probably why you are cool teacher most are old boomers

Probably yeah. My older students who are like 15-16 find me very funny and are always excited to see me jfl

 

[Deleted member 23218]

I was teaching about evolution to students and I said some shit like "yeah you see, we're told we are related to monkeys. However some people in this classroom are clearly more closely related to monkeys than others" and the black kid was like "wtf sir why are you looking at me and saying that?"

I was like, I didn't call you a monkey, that's just a label you put on yourself. Entire class was caging tbh

Your crazy nigga holy shit you could have gotten fired if on the U.S

 

[Deleted member 15674]

Your crazy nigga holy shit you could have gotten fired if on the U.S

JFL, nah I'm low inhib af. I'm one of those crazy teachers who just says whatever. Kids don't give a shit. I told some kid with an edgar haircut he looked like he was from angry birds and his friends were crying from laughter jfl

 

[Deleted member 23218]

JFL, nah I'm low inhib af. I'm one of those crazy teachers who just says whatever. Kids don't give a shit. I told some kid with an edgar haircut he looked like he was from angry birds and his friends were crying from laughter jfl

Nigga your funny af. Do some more shot and make a thread about it

 

[Deleted member 15674]

Nigga your funny af. Do some more shot and make a thread about it

Jfl, are teachers not like this in the states? I think just being young and making a lot of jokes like that makes students end up liking you tbh. Like I obviously still do get respect from the class and can get them to stfu. But we are capable of having a laugh

 

[justinzayn]

They probably see you like an Indian guy on YouTube chadpreet that helps students for free easily

Yeah, being South Asian and having teaching job is a meme stereotype trait
He need to roadman maxx

 

[Deleted member 23218]

Jfl, are teachers not like this in the states? I think just being young and making a lot of jokes like that makes students end up liking you tbh. Like I obviously still do get respect from the class and can get them to stfu. But we are capable of having a laugh

Not really in public schools at least. I went to a catholic school so a lot of my teachers Seth Reuther young and chill or low inhib and racist