Wtf is she saying?

[BadmanGangstar]

So she’s basically saying in normie language that if your sub-5 and you cry at your wedding girls will get the ick and dump you for chad but if your chad and cry at a weddding then girls will fall in love with you??

Over for my subhuman genes

 

[AOL]

She's trying to say

"Was watching Netflix and I farted, like 10 seconds later I felt warm air on my face that smelt like literally crap. It was my fart."

 

[lilith]

idc