Wtf just happened

[Deleted member 5189]

>b me
>lying in bed on phone
>left eye starts to sting a bit
>think oh well it's prolly just from me bein on phone in the dark it'll go away over night
>suddenly it starts to fucking sting like someone shoved a needle in my eye
>the pain becomes so unbearable that I can't even open my eye so I sprint to the toilet and my eye is so fucking red like unbelievably red I can't even explain it
>I thought maybe an eyelash or something got in there but no nothing
>put water on it and it suddenly goes away
>it still stings a bit rn but not that bad but I feel like it could come back and my eye is still quite red

WTF was this? Can someone help? To feel excruciating pain in my left eye out of fucking nowhere and then put water on it and now it's fine wtf

 

[justadude]

tyrones dried up cum

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Thank you all for coming

 

[Deleted member 6403]

I be getting that shit too sometimes

 

[Deleted member 5189]

I be getting that shit too sometimes

Why

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Vessel popped? I'm thinking of the worst here, how red is it? Is one of the veins in your sclera particularly swollen/inflammated?

 

[Deleted member 11406]

Can be anything man, better see the doc

 

[Deleted member 11053]

That's what happen when you make so much shitpost

 

[Deleted member 5189]

That's what happen when you make so much shitpost

Ye probably got pinkeye from all the shitposting I do

 

[Chadeep]

Incel happened

 

[Lars2210]

so i had to do presentation for class
-awkward as ****
-start working out
-not so awkward
-zyzz is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-get confident
-my turn
-i get up there
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-teacher says I can start anytime
-I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call my zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed in high school

 

[Deleted member 7806]

idk why but same happened to me dude i fucking cried ngl

 

[Deleted member 5189]

I think OP might be a victim of a brutal mogging: