wtf my sister just called the cops on me

[134applesauce456]

just because i opened a crypto account in her name

will they do anything ?

 

[loaded]

stupid

 

[134applesauce456]

stupid

me or her

 

[Johnny Bravo]

It’s illegal but it’s very unlikely you’ll get in serious trouble

 

[134applesauce456]

It’s illegal but it’s very unlikely you’ll get in serious trouble

what trouble will i get tho

 

[134applesauce456]

It’s illegal but it’s very unlikely you’ll get in serious trouble

answ

 

[Stalker]

just because i opened a crypto account in her name

will they do anything ?

sponge!

 

[134applesauce456]

sponge!

i'm going to suicide

 

[SlayerOfAllFoids]

just because i opened a crypto account in her name

will they do anything ?

damn she wants you gng

 

[theblueprints]

you used her ssn?

still why would she call the cops still what kind of relationship do you guys have

 

[spiker]

just because i opened a crypto account in her name

will they do anything ?

and the plot thickens. no way you actually live in this hell.

 

[sadlonelyincel]

if you’re a minor they aren’t doing shit to you

 

[134applesauce456]

you used her ssn?

why would she call the cops still what kind of relationship do you guys have

bad and ye

 

[134applesauce456]

if you’re a minor they aren’t doing shit to you

i'm 18 now

 

[Ashermogs]

probably considered fraud idk

 

[134applesauce456]

so on a scale of 1-10 how raped am i

 

[panzerwaffen1488]

just because i opened a crypto account in her name

will they do anything ?

What did you expect

 

[loaded]

me or her

both yall niggas, why she ratting u out ocl dats a headshot and why da fuck u aint put dat shi in yo name ?

 

[Blasian-K]

stupid

Ye, blud, this shit happens on the streets. I'm slimming my sister. Putting that crypto in an offshore account and catching the first train out of ATL!

so on a scale of 1-10 how raped am i

Like a 2, your sister won't want you in a jail right. Just say it was a mistake and play the naive card.

 

[134applesauce456]

both yall niggas, why she ratting u out ocl dats a headshot and why da fuck u aint put dat shi in yo name ?

i was 17

 

[niggawhat]

both yall niggas, why she ratting u out ocl dats a headshot and why da fuck u aint put dat shi in yo name ?

speak english

 

[mangotimer]

can i make a cum tribute to her

 

[134applesauce456]

can i make a cum tribute to her

she's ruining my life

 

[mangotimer]

she's ruining my life

can i do it then

 

[Light•]

The cops don’t give a fuck about some siblings quarrel, especially if u didn’t make any trades on the account

Assuming she isn’t gonna hire a lawyer and sue you in civil court you’ll be fine

 

[134applesauce456]

The cops don’t give a fuck about some siblings quarrel, especially if u didn’t make any trades on the account

Assuming she isn’t gonna hire a lawyer and sue you in civil court you’ll be fine

wait this makes me feel betttr

but they are still coming i heard the call , any idea what to say to them

chatgpt told me "i don't wish to speak without a lawyer "

 

[Light•]

wait this makes me feel betttr

but they are still coming i heard the call , any idea what to say to them

chatgpt told me "i don't wish to speak without a lawyer "

yeah don’t tell them shit lol

wtf is your sister gonna even convince the cops of? That you committed fraud with malicious intent by opening a crypto account? Dnr the cops and don’t say shit, they will try and make you feel like they’re neutral and on your side blah blah blah

In reality they’re just doing the only thing cops do, lie to people and get them to confess to information out of context

 

[134applesauce456]

yeah don’t tell them shit lol

wtf is your sister gonna even convince the cops of? That you committed fraud with malicious intent by opening a crypto account? Dnr the cops and don’t say shit, they will try and make you feel like they’re neutral and on your side blah blah blah

In reality they’re just doing the only thing cops do, lie to people and get them to confess to information out of context

okay i won't say anything but people say it's identity fraud simply because i used her shit to open the account wo consent

 

[Light•]

okay i won't say anything but people say it's identity fraud simply because i used her shit to open the account wo consent

Theoretically yes, but you have to understand how the American court system works

the state isn’t gonna waste their time and money prosecuting a case where an 17 year old deposited 200$ under his sisters account because he wasn’t 18

They could genuinely give less than two fucks about small fry shit like this. The American court system is completely backed up everywhere, in order for them to do something it has to be worth their resources

The theoretical, investigators, prosecutors etc would probably laugh at this

But of course just to be safe don’t tell them anything yourself. Let your sister do the talking, once they hear about how nonsense of a case it is they will laugh her out of the building

 

[dhusc]

so on a scale of 1-10 how raped am i

getting raped by your cellmate raped

 

[swarthoidcel]

just because i opened a crypto account in her name

will they do anything ?

nigga all you had to do was taking feet pics from her wtf u were doing

 

[134applesauce456]

nigga all you had to do was taking feet pics from her wtf u were doing

brah i want my money back fuck

 

[swarthoidcel]

brah i want my money back fuck

holy shit nigga u got into a deeper hellhole

 

[134applesauce456]

holy shit nigga u got into a deeper hellhole

what the fuck do i even do anymore

ive been wanting to rope since january just too pussy