WTF, RETARDED ASS PHONE “voice control” spazes and Calls THERAPIST from 2 YEARS AGO at 2AM

[PenileFacialSurgery]

THIS WHY I FUCKING SHUT OFF SIRI

BUT STILL SOME REASON EVERY 2 fucking seconds IF I MOVE MY HEADPHONES

“Voice control on”

“Voice over”

now

“calling Jeff”

I SPAZE OUT THEN PHONE GOES I TO

“Voice over on”

means no button works

And my phone is stuck calling my old therapist from 2 years ago for a good 15-20 seconds AT 2 THE MORNING

SHIT IS SO ANNOYING

IF ITS NOT CALLING MY OLD THERAPISTS

ITS RANDOMLY PLAYING 2PAC

“And that’s why I fucked yo bitch YOU FAT MUHTAFUCKA, WEST SIDE!”

shit is annoying as fuck

oh my fucking god, hope this faggot ass bluepilled therapist doesn’t call back...

 

[Catawampus]

It's your pack of FBI agents getting bored and fucking with you.

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

It's your pack of FBI agents getting bored and fucking with you.

This is scary...

 

[Vermilioncore]

I have iPhone but Siri never involve

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

I have iPhone but Siri never involve

What

English pls

 

[Vermilioncore]

What

English pls

I never use siri because I don't know how. Do you call her name for her to answer? I never understand voice automated stuff

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

I never use siri because I don't know how. Do you call her name for her to answer? I never understand voice automated stuff

No I shut off Siri

and voice control

BUT THAT SHIT KEEP TURNING ON

UGGGGGGHHHHH

 

[Vermilioncore]

No I shut off Siri

and voice control

BUT THAT SHIT KEEP TURNING ON

UGGGGGGHHHHH

That's very strange. Maybe your oneitis hacked it and wants to fuck

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

That's very strange. Maybe your oneitis hacked it and wants to fuck

If only...

 

[Chintuck22]

THIS WHY I FUCKING SHUT OFF SIRI

BUT STILL SOME REASON EVERY 2 fucking seconds IF I MOVE MY HEADPHONES

“Voice control on”

“Voice over”

now

“calling Jeff”

I SPAZE OUT THEN PHONE GOES I TO

“Voice over on”

means no button works

And my phone is stuck calling my old therapist from 2 years ago for a good 15-20 seconds AT 2 THE MORNING

SHIT IS SO ANNOYING

IF ITS NOT CALLING MY OLD THERAPISTS

ITS RANDOMLY PLAYING 2PAC

“And that’s why I fucked yo bitch YOU FAT MUHTAFUCKA, WEST SIDE!”

shit is annoying as fuck

oh my fucking god, hope this faggot ass bluepilled therapist doesn’t call back...

And what did therapist did, prescribed you one 'stronger dose' of psychedelics

 

[LordNorwood]

It's your pack of FBI agents getting bored and fucking with you.

This
Be more interesting

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

 

[Chintuck22]

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Kinda offtopic but ahahah

 

[Incognegro]

Your FBI agent is fucking with you

 

[Deleted member 773]

Caged