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I was just measuring my cock and I saw a tiny spider crawl into my fucking foreskin
 
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I saw some shit crawl on the underside of the tip just above the foreskin and then it went idk where
No larp
 
Disgusting
 
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Disgusting
It really was ngl and I have really good hygiene I’m not some rotter who doesn’t shower or anything
 
It really was ngl and I have really good hygiene I’m not some rotter who doesn’t shower or anything
I hope it doesn’t lay eggs
 
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Of course instead of trying to get it out of your dick you're making a post about it.

Sounds believable tbh.
 
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the spider lives rent free in OPs foreskin now
 
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Of course instead of trying to get it out of your dick you're making a post about it.

Sounds believable tbh.
I checked and it’s gone obviously
 
Is this is real I will go ER
 
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transforming into @spiderchad
 
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Imagin

You checked inside your dick if it was there?
I will rexplain so I was basically holding up my cock to measure and saw some shit crawl underneath the front of the tip to the back just above the foreskin now idk where it is lol, pretty sure it just dipped tbh


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