Yakuza Mog Battle: Kazuma Kiryu vs Akira Nishikiyama

[kebabcoper]

Kazuma Kiryu:


Akira Nishikiyama:


Both Childhood Photo:

 

[Mr.cope]

Both long midfaced subhumans
hayate mogs

 

[kebabcoper]

vote guys

 

[Deleted member 2352]

Kazuma

 

[Deleted member 6400]

Akira Nishikiyama

 

[Deleted member 6856]

Asian mogs,

Kazuma

 

[RODEBLUR]

Both long midfaced subhumans
hayate mogs
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the fucking levels this place has stooped to

next we'll be rating hentai's from 1 to 10

 

[Mr.cope]

the fucking levels this place has stooped to

next we'll be rating hentai's from 1 to 10

5’7
88 pounds

 

[RODEBLUR]

5’7
88 pounds

Good boy! You can read! Now what about you! What are your stats? Let me guess, 5'3'', 200lbs?

 

[Mr.cope]

Good boy! You can read! Now what about you! What are your stats? Let me guess, 5'3'', 200lbs?

No 5’11 188
I could literally stomp on your leg and break it

 

[kebabcoper]

next we'll be rating hentai's from 1 to 10

good idea..

 

[kebabcoper]

No 5’11 188
I could literally stomp on your leg and break it

h

No 5’11 188
I could literally stomp on your leg and break it

he could

 

[RODEBLUR]

No 5’11 188
I could literally stomp on your leg and break it

h

he could

If you studied any kind of human biology, you'd notice that the femur (a bone in the leg) is basically unbreakable, so much so that the passengers as the bottom of the North Atlantic Ocean from the Titanic have almost completely perished due to decomposing over 100+ years and the immense pressure at the bottom of an ocean with only the femurs left.

It's completely laughable that you could even think you could break my leg, lmao.

 

[Mr.cope]

If you studied any kind of human biology, you'd notice that the femur (a bone in the leg) is basically unbreakable, so much so that the passengers as the bottom of the North Atlantic Ocean from the Titanic have almost completely perished due to decomposing over 100+ years and the immense pressure at the bottom of an ocean with only the femurs left.

It's completely laughable that you could even think you could break my leg, lmao.

Retard who said i was stepping on your femur
Every thing else is breakable

 

[RODEBLUR]

Retard who said i was stepping on your femur
Every thing else is breakable

I even clarified that it's a bone in the leg! Dear god!

This is some major mental retardation fam

 

[RODEBLUR]

Retard who said i was stepping on your femur
Every thing else is breakable

Why does everything you say match your profile picture i can't unsee this

 

[Mr.cope]

I even clarified that it's a bone in the leg! Dear god!

This is some major mental retardation fam

Whole leg

 

[RODEBLUR]

Whole leg
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damn bro, are you gonna go after my tibia? or my fibula?

or are you gonna look in the mirror and realize it's over

 

[kebabcoper]

Whole leg
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just broke the fibula and tibia let the guy walk with femur

 

[RODEBLUR]

just broke the fibula and tibia let the guy walk with femur

okay but do you realize in the time it takes for this 188lbs dude to even raise his leg i'm already 5km away from him?

y'all really think i'd just wait patiently for this fag to try and hurt me lmao

 

[kebabcoper]

i'm already 5km away from him

coward

 

[RODEBLUR]

coward

fuck you'd want me to do then? wait patiently for some mans to try and break my leg? rofl i'll already be sipping a drink at a nearby shop when this mans finished lifting his leg

 

[kebabcoper]

fuck you'd want me to do then? wait patiently for some mans to try and break my leg? rofl i'll already be sipping a drink at a nearby shop when this mans finished lifting his leg

what are you fastest man alive?

 

[RODEBLUR]

what are you fastest man alive?

yeah man, the flash right here.

but be real dog it's obviously intensified for comedic purpose. at 188lbs and 88lbs obviously i'm a lot more agile than this mans and he can't do much if i'm moving

 

[Lev Peshkov]

Tranny vs dom male

 

[Gazzamogga]

Actual Yakuza:

All subhuman

 

[Mr.cope]

okay but do you realize in the time it takes for this 188lbs dude to even raise his leg i'm already 5km away from him?

y'all really think i'd just wait patiently for this fag to try and hurt me lmao

If i jump in the air and just stomp on your lower leg its over for you

 

[kebabcoper]

Actual Yakuza:
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All subhuman

bad boy and penis maxxing

 

[RODEBLUR]

If i jump in the air and just stomp on your lower leg its over for you

yeah and if i kick you in the stomach it's over for you as well, your point spongie?

 

[kebabcoper]

yeah and if i kick you in the stomach it's over for you as well, your point spongie?

naah man u r 40kg it’d be like fly bite

 

[RODEBLUR]

naah man u r 40kg it’d be like fly bite

you've never been kicked/punched in the stomach before, i can tell. literally it's over for anyone when that happens

 

[RODEBLUR]

naah man u r 40kg it’d be like fly bite

also you know nothing about adrenaline, if i'm proper mad i can lift a room-long table with a single hand, adrenaline overrides how incapacitated you might be

 

[kebabcoper]

you've never been kicked/punched in the stomach before, i can tell. literally it's over for anyone when that happens

also you know nothing about adrenaline, if i'm proper mad i can lift a room-long table with a single hand, adrenaline overrides how incapacitated you might be

ok u won against a 5’11 188lbs man
are u happy now?

 

[kebabcoper]

also you know nothing about adrenaline, if i'm proper mad i can lift a room-long table with a single hand, adrenaline overrides how incapacitated you might be

cope harder
that guy isnt alien he has adrenaline too

 

[RODEBLUR]

ok u won against a 5’11 188lbs man
are u happy now?

no, i'm a peaceful man, but i do what i must

 

[Andros]

 

[RODEBLUR]

cope harder
that guy isnt alien he has adrenaline too

fuck u mean cope

also idk fam he doesn't have as much adrenaline as i'd have because i'd imagine he'd feel like he'd win automatically, so his body doesn't have any reason to enable it

 

[kebabcoper]

fuck u mean cope

also idk fam he doesn't have as much adrenaline as i'd have because i'd imagine he'd feel like he'd win automatically, so his body doesn't have any reason to enable it

ok bro dont fight

fuck u mean cope

also idk fam he doesn't have as much adrenaline as i'd have because i'd imagine he'd feel like he'd win automatically, so his body doesn't have any reason to enable it

fight me then

 

[RODEBLUR]

ok bro dont fight

fight me then

what are your stats then

 

[kebabcoper]

what are your stats then

5.8,5ft 130lbs 16y/o

 

[RODEBLUR]

5.8,5ft 130lbs 16y/o

dang we about the same height and age

 

[kebabcoper]

dang we about the same height and age

yep bro being 5.8,5ft isn’t good
i hope ill be 6ft

 

[RODEBLUR]

yep bro being 5.8,5ft isn’t good
i hope ill be 6ft

i hope i'll be 6'4'' but that's 9 damn inches i'm too optimistic

 

[kebabcoper]

i hope i'll be 6'4'' but that's 9 damn inches i'm too optimistic

lmao yeah
im already taller than my parents but its the spirit