yall ever been caught fapping?

[beefliverontop]

shits scary as fuck when i jack off my parents dont knock and could enter randomly luckily it didnt happened to me what about u guys

 

[Imretarded?]

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

shits scary as fuck when i jack off my parents dont knock and could enter randomly luckily it didnt happened to me what about u guys

just buy a door with no lock theory

 

[Alt Number 3]

 

[Deleted member 83666]

nah

 

[beefliverontop]

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Yes

 

[Deleted member 22888]

mom caught me then finished me off. Crazy experience.

 

[beefliverontop]

just buy a door with no lock theory

If i lock my door then they will suspect me of master baiting

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

mom caught me then finished me off. Crazy experience.

nigga what

 

[Deleted member 22888]

nigga what

? Whats wrong bhai ?

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

If i lock my door then they will suspect me of master baiting

if they were gonna walk in anyways

why not just lock it?

The lock prevents them from coming in

just let them walk in theory

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

? Whats wrong bhai ?

thats normal in india right

 

[Deleted member 22888]

thats normal in india right

I thought it was normal everywhere? Oh well ur missing out my guy!

 

[beefliverontop]

if they were gonna walk in anyways

why not just lock it?

The lock prevents them from coming in

just let them walk in theory

Bro my parents are different tho.
Their gonna keep screaming about “muh why u locking ur door u watching sex huh lil nigga ur jerking that cock off we can hear you!!!” Outside my room. Once I locked my door and they threatened to break my door if i didnt unlock it
I have NO privacy in this house

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

I thought it was normal everywhere? Oh well ur missing out my guy!

wont ur dad beat ur ass for cucking him

 

[beefliverontop]

mom caught me then finished me off. Crazy experience.

yummers

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

Bro my parents are different tho.
Their gonna keep screaming about “muh why u locking ur door u watching sex huh lil nigga ur jerking that cock off we can hear you!!!” Outside my room. Once I locked my door and they threatened to break my door if i didnt unlock it
I have NO privacy in this house

What race are u even bro

Thats some ethnic shit

 

[Deleted member 22888]

wont ur dad beat ur ass for cucking him

he never found out

yummers

 

[beefliverontop]

What race are u even bro

Thats some ethnic shit

bulgarian, my parents are very Christian and they hate shit like porn so thats why i cant lock my door.

 

[Deleted member 22888]

Bro my parents are different tho.
Their gonna keep screaming about “muh why u locking ur door u watching sex huh lil nigga ur jerking that cock off we can hear you!!!” Outside my room. Once I locked my door and they threatened to break my door if i didnt unlock it
I have NO privacy in this house

thats amazing bro u should be grateful. Next time let them in and ask politely that they finish u off and give them a load of ur seminal fluids. They will thank you later srs

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

bulgarian, my parents are very Christian and they hate shit like porn so thats why i cant lock my door.

 

[Brus Wane]

if you're locking your door for extended periods and you're above 15 your parents 100% know you're jerking off

what, you think your dad never tugged his tallywhacker? you think your mom never walked in on her brothers beating their meat?

its only weird if you make it weird

shits scary as fuck when i jack off my parents dont knock and could enter randomly luckily it didnt happened to me what about u guys

I've never broached the subject with my parents EVER and I am almost 30 ... they'll pretend not to know

 

[imabetanumale]

When I was about 12 I was fucking my pillow in missionary,my belly was pressing on my dick wich was in the pillowcase,I was naked and in the dark. Suddenly I heard the door of my sister room beign opened, so I stopped making a family with my pillow,I waited thinking she would go to the bathroom but then I heard my door beign opened so I tired my best to look like I was sleeping,my pillow stayed in the same missionary position,so my sister came and asked:"Why aré you making too much noisé?"
I dont remember what I answered,then my mother came and asked:"while aré you sleeping naked?" I answered that I was hot.

Since that event I always mastúrbate with locked door

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

you think your mom never walked in on her brothers beating their meat?

bro thinks hes in a pornhub video

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

When I was about 12 I was fucking my pillow in missionary,my belly was pressing on my dick wich was in the pillowcase,I was naked and in the dark. Suddenly I heard the door of my sister room beign opened, so I stopped making a family with my pillow,I waited thinking she would go to the bathroom but then I heard my door beign opened so I tired my best to look like I was sleeping,my pillow stayed in the same missionary position,so my sister came and asked:"Why aré you making too much noisé?"
I dont remember what I answered,then my mother came and asked:"while aré you sleeping naked?" I answered that I was hot.

Since that event I always mastúrbate with locked door

very good story bhai

 

[beefliverontop]

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My cat was hungry alright? Leave my meow meow alone. She can eat all the fries she wants

thats amazing bro u should be grateful. Next time let them in and ask politely that they finish u off and give them a load of ur seminal fluids. They will thank you later srs

I would but my mom isnt attractive for me atleast.
Usually my sister does the job for me. After that I replenish my penile muscles by drinking the breast milk of my sister, yummers

 

[beefliverontop]

When I was about 12 I was fucking my pillow in missionary,my belly was pressing on my dick wich was in the pillowcase,I was naked and in the dark. Suddenly I heard the door of my sister room beign opened, so I stopped making a family with my pillow,I waited thinking she would go to the bathroom but then I heard my door beign opened so I tired my best to look like I was sleeping,my pillow stayed in the same missionary position,so my sister came and asked:"Why aré you making too much noisé?"
I dont remember what I answered,then my mother came and asked:"while aré you sleeping naked?" I answered that I was hot.

Since that event I always mastúrbate with locked door

Brutal

bro thinks hes in a pornhub video

Exactly what this guy said

 

[Deleted member 84661]

if they were gonna walk in anyways

why not just lock it?

The lock prevents them from coming in

just let them walk in theory

Have you seen those son mom porn vids? I think bros going for one of those

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

I would but my mom isnt attractive for me atleast.
Usually my sister does the job for me. After that I replenish my penile muscles by drinking the breast milk of my sister, yummers

Id never do that

unless they are hot

 

[beefliverontop]

if you're locking your door for extended periods and you're above 15 your parents 100% know you're jerking off

what, you think your dad never tugged his tallywhacker? you think your mom never walked in on her brothers beating their meat?

its only weird if you make it weird




I've never broached the subject with my parents EVER and I am almost 30 ... they'll pretend not to know

My parents definitely know, i make sure they hear it. It turns me on for some reason. I love it when im doing stuff i shouldnt do
.

I catched my parents havng sex multiple times, very traumatizing lol. i remember when i was a little kid and i slept next to them cuz i broke my bed by jumping on it. And i remember waking up in the middle of the night. Then i saw my father on top my mother. I was 5 back then so i had no idea what they were doing but i pretended i was sleeping. Eventually i figured out what they were doing and it was traumatizing as fuck

 

[retardedcel]

Yeah

 

[beefliverontop]

Id never do that

unless they are hot

Same, if my mom was hot maybe but i would feel bad because she is property of my father and i cant do my dad like that. Thats just fucked up.
My sister has no one so Yea I can use her LOL she jacked me off so many times I jack off in my room and make noise on purpose and i keep my door open and then i pretend im all emberassed and shocked when she enters and i say “omg u didnt needa see that Omg nooooo what the sigma!!!”
And then i ask her.. “yk what…. wanna help?”
Since then she has been jerking my willy for me and i finger her.
Shes a solid htb-stacylite so yea. Gr8 body aswell!

But… she never let me fuck her cuz she scared lolzies. Although i dont mind. I enjoy drinking her breast milk instead
Yummy protein and nutrients

 

[beefliverontop]

Yeah

Explain then. How did it go ezactl?

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

Have you seen those son mom porn vids? I think bros going for one of those

And then his pajeet fat dad comes in instead

 

[Brus Wane]

My parents definitely know, i make sure they hear it. It turns me on for some reason.

I catched my parents havng sex multiple times, very traumatizing lol. i remember when i was a little kid and i slept next to them cuz i broke my bed by jumping on it. And i remember waking up in the middle of the night. Then i saw my father on top my mother. I was 5 back then so i had no idea what they were doing but i pretended i was sleeping. Eventually i figured out what they were doing and it was traumatizing as fuck

JFL @ low inhibit parents

imagine fucking whilst your kid is in the same room

how old are you now OP?

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

Same, if my mom was hot maybe but i would feel bad because she is property of my father and i cant do my dad like that. Thats just fucked up.
My sister has no one so Yea I can use her LOL she jacked me off so many times I jack off in my room and make noise on purpose and i keep my door open and then i pretend im all emberassed and shocked when she enters and i say “omg u didnt needa see that Omg nooooo what the sigma!!!”
And then i ask her.. “yk what…. wanna help?”
Since then she has been jerking my willy for me and i finger her.
Shes a solid htb-stacylite so yea. Gr8 body aswell!

But… she never let me fuck her cuz she scared lolzies. Although i dont mind. I enjoy drinking her breast milk instead
Yummy protein and nutrients
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Pic and videos or else larp

 

[Deleted member 84661]

And then his pajeet fat dad comes in instead

Even better

 

[geenk worg]

No, but i was caught watching porn for fun

 

[retardedcel]

Explain then. How did it go ezactl?

I was beating it my sisters peeped in and saw me then screamed and ran off I was like fuck but I was about to coom so yeah I said fuck it then coomed then we never talked about it she acted she never saw anything
Also my mum found socks that I coomed in my bedroom also she didn't even knew what it was she's crazy and kept asking me wth is that I kept ignoring because it got really awkward

 

[beefliverontop]

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JFL @ low inhibit parents

imagine fucking whilst your kid is in the same room

Yea my father is low inhib as fuck. I kind of hate him for that tho. But its okay. My father spoils the fuck out of me so I dont mind to be honest. Aslong as he keeps buying my stuff for me and pays all my memberships and keeps loving me then alright.
My mom is an angel tho. Id bever expect it from her. Shes super religious yet fucks next to her kid.

No wonder i have all these fucked up fantasys now and disorders/mental illnesses.
My sister is the same to be bonest. I caught her fingering herself once. It was so awkward. I make sure she can hear me jack off and she knows it. She knows i jack off.’as i said it turns me on even my sister isnt safe i moan a lil on purpose so she hears it….

 

[beefliverontop]

Pic and videos or else larp

Okay, i dont know if i can trust you tho?
Lets go to the PMS and maybe i will consider sending shit

 

[retardedcel]

I was beating it my sisters peeped in and saw me then screamed and ran off I was like fuck but I was about to coom so yeah I said fuck it then coomed then we never talked about it she acted she never saw anything
Also my mum found socks that I coomed in my bedroom also she didn't even knew what it was she's crazy and kept asking me wth is that I kept ignoring because it got really awkward

Also my dad saw my drawings of sexy gaaarls it was under the couch I was beating it to home alone but forget to take it back he found it and called me he opened the notebook and stared me like I killed his wife or smth he ignored and smirked then told me to get him some beer

 

[beefliverontop]

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JFL @ low inhibit parents

imagine fucking whilst your kid is in the same room

how old are you now OP?

I was 5, now 14

 

[beefliverontop]

I was beating it my sisters peeped in and saw me then screamed and ran off I was like fuck but I was about to coom so yeah I said fuck it then coomed then we never talked about it she acted she never saw anything
Also my mum found socks that I coomed in my bedroom also she didn't even knew what it was she's crazy and kept asking me wth is that I kept ignoring because it got really awkward

Also my dad saw my drawings of sexy gaaarls it was under the couch I was beating it to home alone but forget to take it back he found it and called me he opened the notebook and stared me like I killed his wife or smth he ignored and smirked then told me to get him some beer

Holy shit haha, i hope this shit is real cuz it made me laugh.
thats awkard as fuck. Your own sister saw that.. damn…

 

[Brus Wane]

Yea my father is low inhib as fuck. I kind of hate him for that tho. But its okay. My father spoils the fuck out of me so I dont mind to be honest. Aslong as he keeps buying my stuff for me and pays all my memberships and keeps loving me then alright.
My mom is an angel tho. Id bever expect it from her. Shes super religious yet fucks next to her kid.

No wonder i have all these fucked up fantasys now and disorders/mental illnesses.
My sister is the same to be bonest. I caught her fingering herself once. It was so awkward. I make sure she can hear me jack off and she knows it. She knows i jack off.’as i said it turns me on even my sister isnt safe i moan a lil on purpose so she hears it….

I was 5, now 14

do you live in Bulgaria or somewhere else?

are people very religious there?

I thought despite nearly 2/3 of your people following Bulgarian Orthodoxy, most of that is just nominal...no one takes it too serious


how old is your sister?

 

[Deleted member 61531]

Ive been caught jelqing once by my mom, i lied to her and said i was stretching my foreskin because it hurts
@GabachoCopium

 

[retardedcel]

Holy shit haha, i hope this shit is real cuz it made me laugh.
thats awkard as fuck. Your own sister saw that.. damn…

Yea it is not tales u told me to explain full story so I did also my sis is 5 yrs older then me so ye she didn't overreact like my mum she was chill if she was any younger then me it would've been the most awkward thing tbh

 

[Gonthar]

Bro my parents are different tho.
Their gonna keep screaming about “muh why u locking ur door u watching sex huh lil nigga ur jerking that cock off we can hear you!!!” Outside my room. Once I locked my door and they threatened to break my door if i didnt unlock it
I have NO privacy in this house

Tell them it's for personal intimate problems like cleaning your teeth, nose, ears, waxing your body hair, etc.

 

[beefliverontop]

do you live in Bulgaria or somewhere else?

are people very religious there?

I thought despite nearly 2/3 of your people following Bulgarian Orthodoxy, most of that is just nominal...no one takes it too serious


how old is your sister?

I used to live until there until i was 7. We moved to the netherlands cuz my father got a AMAZING job offer. He makes 30-50k a month now and we live in the Netherlands, although i get heightmogged by woman despite being 6’2 it dont matter. This country is nice i guess but i like bulgaria more cuz in bulgaria everyone is just doing their own thing. No crime here and amazing weather. While Netherlands is more “fun” the weather is shitz. Its always raining even in the summer its depressing as fuck. And the netherlands is filled with wannabe gansgter ethnic immigrants who ruintl the country. and the woman are better, the teenage girls in Bulgaria are also blue-green eyed and blonde like dutch foids but their shorter so thats why their better. But yea people in Bulgaria are christian. I dont know tbh. Their not that religious i guess.

 

[beefliverontop]

Tell them it's for personal intimate problems like cleaning your teeth, nose, ears, waxing your body hair, etc.

Alright. Thats smart. Thanks brotha