yall ever been caught fapping?

[Deleted member 83716]

Hell nah my parents still think I’m a saint virgin

 

[Brus Wane]

I used to live until there until i was 7. We moved to the netherlands cuz my father got a AMAZING job offer. He makes 30-50k a month now and we live in the Netherlands, although i get heightmogged by woman despite being 6’2 it dont matter. This country is nice i guess but i like bulgaria more cuz in bulgaria everyone is just doing their own thing. No crime here and amazing weather. While Netherlands is more “fun” the weather is shitz. Its always raining even in the summer its depressing as fuck. And the netherlands is filled with wannabe gansgter ethnic immigrants who ruintl the country. and the woman are better, the teenage girls in Bulgaria are also blue-green eyed and blonde like dutch foids but their shorter so thats why their better. But yea people in Bulgaria are christian. I dont know tbh. Their not that religious i guess.

Cool... I didn't know Netherlands was so dangerous...doesnt the Bulgarian mafia make Bulgaria dangerous too?

Also, 6'2 at 14? wtf

 

[Deleted member 83716]

mom caught me then finished me off. Crazy experience.

NIGGA WHAT

 

[Deleted member 22888]

NIGGA WHAT

to be fair my mom is stacylite. Hard to resist on both ends. Im surprised how many people haven't experienced this. Srs

 

[Deleted member 83716]

to be fair my mom is stacylite. Hard to resist on both ends. Im surprised how many people haven't experienced this. Srs

Nah they gotta wipe Iran off the map for that one

 

[Deleted member 16636]

It’s a universal experience to get caught as a teenager. I think most parents are aware that their child probably masturbate anyway

 

[Deleted member 22888]

Nah they gotta wipe Iran off the map for that one

As a hight T alpa male sigma i must breed anything and everything that comes my way. I don't expect u to like it, but i hope u can at least understand

 

[beefliverontop]

Cool... I didn't know Netherlands was so dangerous...doesnt the Bulgarian mafia make Bulgaria dangerous too?

Also, 6'2 at 14? wtf

netherlands isnt dangerous. It used to be safe i guess but now there are too many ethnics from syria, morocca, black people.
There r more outsiders than their own ppl thays why im leaving the netherlands. Its not even tha fun tbh its pretty boring there. I just sont like it for me personally so i might movr back to bulgaria if my bussiness works out. I can take over my fathers compant and work for 10 years and maybe sell it? Then migrate to some SEA country or bulgaria where im literally chad haha. Girls in the netherlands basically treat me like a normie cuz my height is average and im a HTN there but my school is filled with moggers for aome reason. In bulgaria everytime i go there in the summer (we go there every summer, infact im there rn) im a giant. Im HTN facially and tall as fuck so i basically get chad treatment here. The girls here love me. Whats so great is they basically have blue-green eyes and blonde hair just like dutch girls but their wayshorter (which is better) and they give me more attention

 

[Gonthar]

shits scary as fuck when i jack off my parents dont knock and could enter randomly luckily it didnt happened to me what about u guys

It can be worse, like being caught masturbating to your mom's nude photos, when you didn't even know when, how and why she took those, who exactly has the most explaining to do in such a situation: her or you?

 

[beefliverontop]

Cool... I didn't know Netherlands was so dangerous...doesnt the Bulgarian mafia make Bulgaria dangerous too?

Also, 6'2 at 14? wtf

And yea im 6’2 i have no idea how or why. I was breastfeed until 4 years old (a bit late haha) but i loved milk for some reason so i drank tons of milk till 4-12 years old. Despite my father being 5’10 and my mom 5’5 im 6’2 at 14. But my growth playes are probally closed. I started puberty very early

 

[beefliverontop]

T

It can be worse, like being caught masturbating to your mom's nude photos, when you didn't even know when, how and why she took those, who exactly has the most explaining to do in such a situation: her or you?

that just gives me the chills even thinking about it.
The awkwardness… holy shit

 

[mayo mogger]

shits scary as fuck when i jack off my parents dont knock and could enter randomly luckily it didnt happened to me what about u guys

almost 2 months ago i wasnt technically fapping but i was watching softcore porn and my laptop hanged just as my mum was walking towards thankfullying just as when she was almost beside me the site closed lmfao my heart has never raced any faster

 

[MoggerM]

Bro my parents are different tho.
Their gonna keep screaming about “muh why u locking ur door u watching sex huh lil nigga ur jerking that cock off we can hear you!!!” Outside my room. Once I locked my door and they threatened to break my door if i didnt unlock it
I have NO privacy in this house

Just jack off when its nighttime dude no way they walk in if they do jack off while they watch you so and tell them to fuck off

 

[hopecel]

My parents definitely know, i make sure they hear it. It turns me on for some reason. I love it when im doing stuff i shouldnt do
.

I catched my parents havng sex multiple times, very traumatizing lol. i remember when i was a little kid and i slept next to them cuz i broke my bed by jumping on it. And i remember waking up in the middle of the night. Then i saw my father on top my mother. I was 5 back then so i had no idea what they were doing but i pretended i was sleeping. Eventually i figured out what they were doing and it was traumatizing as fuck

oh Jeffrey... wtf are you talking about?

 

[Deleted member 22888]

oh Jeffrey... wtf are you talking about?

Adonisssssssss

 

[GabachoCopium]

Ive been caught jelqing once by my mom, i lied to her and said i was stretching my foreskin because it hurts
@GabachoCopium

incoming call from the based department

 

[beefliverontop]

oh Jeffrey... wtf are you talking about?

Adonisssssssssssss.
Adonis doesnt jerk off. Instead he holds his semen inside him to fuel his testosterone! And afterwards he jerks his parents off to be grateful

 

[mayo mogger]

to be fair my mom is stacylite. Hard to resist on both ends. Im surprised how many people haven't experienced this. Srs

man personally i would end it

 

[Deleted member 22888]

man personally i would end it

On the contrary, its given me new motivation and love for life. Dont judge if u haven't tried it for yourself. Have a nice day

 

[beefliverontop]

It’s a universal experience to get caught as a teenager. I think most parents are aware that their child probably masturbate anyway

Fr, i almost got caught but i saved my ass somehow.
I wish its not gonna happen cuz that would be AWKWARD AS FUCK

 

[beefliverontop]

On the contrary, its given me new motivation and love for life. Dont judge if u haven't tried it for yourself. Have a nice day

i personally find it okay. If my mom was stacylite I would be all over her (not only sexually. Im speaking in terms of family love)
Why dont you fuck her? Or atleast try something
Family love is also BP asf. imagine a prettyboy chad sneaks out at night but he gets caught. If he just says how sorry he is his parents will forgive him. Now imagine if a loser LTN son did that. The father would beat his ass.

 

[Deleted member 22888]

i personally find it okay. If my mom was stacylite I would be all over her (not only sexually. Im speaking in terms of family love)
Why dont you fuck her? Or atleast try something
Family love is also BP asf. imagine a prettyboy chad sneaks out at night but he gets caught. If he just says how sorry he is his parents will forgive him. Now imagine if a loser LTN son did that. The father would beat his ass.

perfectly said tbh. I would make further advances on my mum, however i love my dad and do not want to cuck him as he has given me a great life and great genetics (along with my mum). However, it is nice to see someone with an open mind like u. Made my day man

 

[beefliverontop]

perfectly said tbh. I would make further advances on my mum, however i love my dad and do not want to cuck him as he has given me a great life and great genetics (along with my mum). However, it is nice to see someone with an open mind like u. Made my day man

I feel you bro,
I would rather die than do that do my father. Cuck his wife. My father gives me everything and he loves me.

Although I will say me and my sister are pretty freaky. I slap her ass alot and she might have done some freaky shit with me it dont matter cuz she has no one only me and i have her so yea whatever
Its good cuz shes like mtb-htb so I dont mind. For some reason I dont have the ability to feel “disgusted” by incest like most people. Im glad I have someone to relate to tho

 

[Deleted member 22888]

I feel you bro,
I would rather die than do that do my father. Cuck his wife. My father gives me everything and he loves me.

Although I will say me and my sister are pretty freaky. I slap her ass alot and she might have done some freaky shit with me it dont matter cuz she has no one only me and i have her so yea whatever
Its good cuz shes like mtb-htb so I dont mind. For some reason I dont have the ability to feel “disgusted” by incest like most people. Im glad I have someone to relate to tho

respect to u man. Im mirin so fucking hard rn i cannot contain my joy and excitement. Im finally getting erections again reading this. Nice to know there are open minded people out there like you man. I don't feel so alone anymore. FUKKKKKKK.

Also i have a sister too and shes htb facially but bad body tbh so I'm not attracted to her. But do u man if ur sister is hot i don't see why u shouldn't take advantage of any opportunity u get. Its extremely high T and convenient

 

[retardedcel]

It can be worse, like being caught masturbating to your mom's nude photos, when you didn't even know when, how and why she took those, who exactly has the most explaining to do in such a situation: her or you?

Why would one beat it to their mother in the first place

 

[Gonthar]

Why would one beat it to their mother in the first place

Why would she have nudes in the first place, would be a better question in this particular situation.

 

[beefliverontop]

respect to u man. Im mirin so fucking hard rn i cannot contain my joy and excitement. Im finally getting erections again reading this. Nice to know there are open minded people out there like you man. I don't feel so alone anymore. FUKKKKKKK.

Also i have a sister too and shes htb facially but bad body tbh so I'm not attracted to her. But do u man if ur sister is hot i don't see why u shouldn't take advantage of any opportunity u get. Its extremely high T and convenient

My sister is MTB, great body! Shes also short like 5’6-5’7 or something. Im HTN and 6’2 so thats why i can fuck her if i was a normie zhe would of called me weird probally haha.
Glad i have like minded niggas over here

Ive gotten alot of backlash from this site. People telling me to leave her alone or people saying im disgusting that i should kms while she enjoys it even more than me JFL and so do i. I dont get why incest is so hated. Call me crazy but all it does it strengthen the bond between siblings.

 

[retardedcel]

Why would she have nudes in the first place, would be a better question in this particular situation.

Good question to save ur ass but the real question is how did u get those nudes and start beating it to ur own mother

 

[retardedcel]

My sister is MTB, great body! Shes also short like 5’6-5’7 or something. Im HTN and 6’2 so thats why i can fuck her if i was a normie zhe would of called me weird probally haha.
Glad i have like minded niggas over here

Ive gotten alot of backlash from this site. People telling me to leave her alone or people saying im disgusting that i should kms while she enjoys it even more than me JFL and so do i. I dont get why incest is so hated. Call me crazy but all it does it strengthen the bond between siblings.

Incest maxxed
Hope ur trolling

 

[beefliverontop]

respect to u man. Im mirin so fucking hard rn i cannot contain my joy and excitement. Im finally getting erections again reading this. Nice to know there are open minded people out there like you man. I don't feel so alone anymore. FUKKKKKKK.

Also i have a sister too and shes htb facially but bad body tbh so I'm not attracted to her. But do u man if ur sister is hot i don't see why u shouldn't take advantage of any opportunity u get. Its extremely high T and convenient

I dont have sez with her btw, shes too scared but someones she blows me or jerks me off. She likes it when i finge rher aswell. We are sort of experimenting

 

[Deleted member 22888]

I dont have sez with her btw, shes too scared but someones she blows me or jerks me off. She likes it when i finge rher aswell. We are sort of experimenting

Mirin really really hard rn. U gotta be one of the smartest and coolest users I've come across on this site man. I wish u blessings on all your journeys going forward man

 

[beefliverontop]

Mirin really really hard rn. U gotta be one of the smartest and coolest users I've come across on this site man. I wish u blessings on all your journeys going forward man

Thank you Bhai,
Good luck to your journey to

 

[sub5outsider]

when i was a kid a lot of times when i was teen no but i was very close a lot of times

 

[beefliverontop]

when i was a kid a lot of times when i was teen no but i was very close a lot of times

Explain, how did it happen? I imagine you found it very awkward

 

[Gonthar]

Good question to save ur ass but the real question is how did u get those nudes and start beating it to ur own mother

Maybe you just searched for something in her room and found them...The shock was so great, that you went temporarily crazy and simply lost control. Now, the problem is back to her - how could she make those photos...

 

[sub5outsider]

Explain, how did it happen? I imagine you found it very awkward

i dont remember that much details because that was long time ago but parents usually dont knock on the door and thats what happens and yeah is always awkward no matter your age

 

[Deleted member 84661]

Bro my parents are different tho.
Their gonna keep screaming about “muh why u locking ur door u watching sex huh lil nigga ur jerking that cock off we can hear you!!!” Outside my room. Once I locked my door and they threatened to break my door if i didnt unlock it
I have NO privacy in this house

Relatable lol

 

[dbva]

my cousin caught me once and she joined in

 

[beefliverontop]

my cousin caught me once and she joined in

bro what

 

[Deleted member 84661]

It can be worse, like being caught masturbating to your mom's nude photos, when you didn't even know when, how and why she took those, who exactly has the most explaining to do in such a situation: her or you?

She took them for daddy so you probably

 

[gooner23]

caught fucking da couch on a tuesday

 

[beefliverontop]

caught fucking da couch on a tuesday

Nga what?

 

[6PSLcel]

shits scary as fuck when i jack off my parents dont knock and could enter randomly luckily it didnt happened to me what about u guys

no, i've got really good ears, and so I know 10 seconds beforehand if someone is gonna knock on my door.

 

[beefliverontop]

no, i've got really good ears, and so I know 10 seconds beforehand if someone is gonna knock on my door.

Why 6’7. Do it till 6’8.
Oh yea by the way u must have sum nice ears to hear that good

 

[6PSLcel]

Why 6’7. Do it till 6’8.
Oh yea by the way u must have sum nice ears to hear that good

My eyesight is kinda shit so to make up for it I have better hearing, that’s actually a real thing

 

[beefliverontop]

My eyesight is kinda shit so to make up for it I have better hearing, that’s actually a real thing

My eyesight is shit as well but I cant hear better. Or so i think that. Idk. U wear glasses? Whats ur prescription?
I wear contact lenses fuck glassees they failo me hard

 

[Chadeep]

Yes but it was winter. So hid under the blanket.

 

[beefliverontop]

Yes but it was winter. So hid under the blanket.

Under the blanket? Wow.
We got a freaky mf over here.
So explain… what happened exactly?

 

[beefliverontop]

Yes but it was winter. So hid under the blanket.

Thanks for inspiring me to jack off right now,
Feel free to send your story to me here and how it happened. I will respond later. And dont worry, i will rep them so they will not go to waste
I will jerk off to some fucked up fetish of mine right now so ye brah…

 

[Chadeep]

Under the blanket? Wow.
We got a freaky mf over here.
So explain… what happened exactly?

Nothing mom just acted like nothing happened. For a minute when the door opened I felt my soul leaving my body.