"Yeah bro I could totally take a bear if one attacked me"

User28823

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I take out my shotgun and kill them both.
 
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Anyone stupid enough to say this?
 
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Give me one year prep time, I could make a trap and weapon to kill it.
(I would probably die though)
 
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stfu incep
 
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Give me one year prep time, I could make a trap and weapon to kill it.
(I would probably die though)
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I take out my shotgun and kill them both.
It doesn't work like that. I've never shot a bear but I did shoot boars and they keep charging at you if you didn't place your shots correctly. I can't even imagine what would happen if a 1000lbs grizzly comes at you
 
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It doesn't work like that. I've never shot a bear but I did shoot boars and they keep charging at you if you didn't place your shots correctly. I can't even imagine what would happen if a 1000lbs grizzly comes at you
Yes, I didn't think it through.
Those bears would probably rape me alive.:feelscry:
 
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In addition to being extremely fast, which no one expects.

I think that if you keep your distance and throw stones at it or have a stick, there's a chance.

I also imagine that you could climb a tree and throw a stone at its head.
 
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In addition to being extremely fast, which no one expects.

I think that if you keep your distance and throw stones at it or have a stick, there's a chance.

I also imagine that you could climb a tree and throw a stone at its head.
yeah let me know how that goes for u
 
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In addition to being extremely fast, which no one expects.

I think that if you keep your distance and throw stones at it or have a stick, there's a chance.

I also imagine that you could climb a tree and throw a stone at its head.
Nigga people in bear county are scared to confront a bear with Springfield rifle and you think rocks rocks will work :feelsgood:
 
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yeah let me know how that goes for u
Bro, let me fantasize.

I probably can't do that. But if Neanderthals men could fight bears or mammoths, there must be some who survived on their own.
 
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Bro, let me fantasize.

I probably can't do that. But if Neanderthals men could fight bears or mammoths, there must be some who survived on their own.
only as groups
 
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