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im 14, a gambling addict and have insane eyebags what the fuck do i do to look better or as some of u like to say "ascend" send help im new to this ppl saying im an ltn or mtn but idfk what that is and dont tell me "go have fun ur young" fuck you!! and yeah i lwk pull no bitches, i had a crush but she lwk a foid so fuck that, might turn gay.
shi about me :
im 5'7 i got wide shoulders if that help or not i js heard it does
14
i have a cool ass pc that i edit on after effects with and play games on
im 100% middle eastern from iraq which is terrible if u ask me its a shit country
my dads 6'1 or 6'2 i forgot and my mom is like 5'3 i alr surpassed her so im good i think
i go to the gym and do boxing
i snack a shit ton which ik makes my ass bloated
and yeah thats basically it about me i have nothing else
i'll check back on ts in 2 days or something im gonna go make money and gamble it
 

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TheEgg said:
im 14, a gambling addict and have insane eyebags what the fuck do i do to look better or as some of u like to say "ascend" send help im new to this ppl saying im an ltn or mtn but idfk what that is and dont tell me "go have fun ur young" fuck you!! and yeah i lwk pull no bitches, i had a crush but she lwk a foid so fuck that, might turn gay.
shi about me :
im 5'7 i got wide shoulders if that help or not i js heard it does
14
i have a cool ass pc that i edit on after effects with and play games on
im 100% middle eastern from iraq which is terrible if u ask me its a shit country
my dads 6'1 or 6'2 i forgot and my mom is like 5'3 i alr surpassed her so im good i think
i go to the gym and do boxing
i snack a shit ton which ik makes my ass bloated
and yeah thats basically it about me i have nothing else
i'll check back on ts in 2 days or something im gonna go make money and gamble it
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high cortisol ahh post
 
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well stop gambling bro and get some sleep
 
TheEgg said:
someone's clearly a pussy
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ight failo is just a negative feature that stands out a lot like someone with a big nose will have it standing out and that’s their failo cause it nerfs them a lot
 
Jenson said:
ight failo is just a negative feature that stands out a lot like someone with a big nose will have it standing out and that’s their failo cause it nerfs them a lot
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dawg i aint even tryna be rude but this fucking light mode is legit making me wanna curse everyone up yk how i can change that shit
 
TheEgg said:
im 14, a gambling addict and have insane eyebags what the fuck do i do to look better or as some of u like to say "ascend" send help im new to this ppl saying im an ltn or mtn but idfk what that is and dont tell me "go have fun ur young" fuck you!! and yeah i lwk pull no bitches, i had a crush but she lwk a foid so fuck that, might turn gay.
shi about me :
im 5'7 i got wide shoulders if that help or not i js heard it does
14
i have a cool ass pc that i edit on after effects with and play games on
im 100% middle eastern from iraq which is terrible if u ask me its a shit country
my dads 6'1 or 6'2 i forgot and my mom is like 5'3 i alr surpassed her so im good i think
i go to the gym and do boxing
i snack a shit ton which ik makes my ass bloated
and yeah thats basically it about me i have nothing else
i'll check back on ts in 2 days or something im gonna go make money and gamble it
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Don't snack, eat healthy, you got time so use it and if you do go gym dont ego lift heavy weights it can stunt ur growth get some sleep and if you want ur eyebags gone js get caffeine serum and volufiline if you want u can get a vitamin c eye cream .
 
TheEgg said:
dawg i aint even tryna be rude but this fucking light mode is legit making me wanna curse everyone up yk how i can change that shit
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scroll down and press on light/dark
 
i fucking changed it lets gooo
Jenson said:
ight failo is just a negative feature that stands out a lot like someone with a big nose will have it standing out and that’s their failo cause it nerfs them a lot
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Jenson said:
ight failo is just a negative feature that stands out a lot like someone with a big nose will have it standing out and that’s their failo cause it nerfs them a lot
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what's failo ur clearly very good at this stuff
 
go be a pretty boy on tiktok and live life
 
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either help or just shut the fuck up im not looking to talk with retards
 
TheEgg said:
what's failo ur clearly very good at this stuff
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you look bloated asf or you might just be boneless

also your lips look insanely dry thats also something that stood out to me it’s not even a failo im just asking you to buy a vaseline bro
 
JotaroJoestar said:
Don't snack, eat healthy, you got time so use it and if you do go gym dont ego lift heavy weights it can stunt ur growth get some sleep and if you want ur eyebags gone js get caffeine serum and volufiline if you want u can get a vitamin c eye cream .
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how much do they pcost
 
Jenson said:
you look bloated asf or you might just be boneless

also your lips look insanely dry thats also something that stood out to me it’s not even a failo im just asking you to buy a vaseline bro
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they arent dry its js the picture but i'll do it just incase yk?
 
TheEgg said:
im 14, a gambling addict and have insane eyebags what the fuck do i do to look better or as some of u like to say "ascend" send help im new to this ppl saying im an ltn or mtn but idfk what that is and dont tell me "go have fun ur young" fuck you!! and yeah i lwk pull no bitches, i had a crush but she lwk a foid so fuck that, might turn gay.
shi about me :
im 5'7 i got wide shoulders if that help or not i js heard it does
14
i have a cool ass pc that i edit on after effects with and play games on
im 100% middle eastern from iraq which is terrible if u ask me its a shit country
my dads 6'1 or 6'2 i forgot and my mom is like 5'3 i alr surpassed her so im good i think
i go to the gym and do boxing
i snack a shit ton which ik makes my ass bloated
and yeah thats basically it about me i have nothing else
i'll check back on ts in 2 days or something im gonna go make money and gamble it
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ts just sounds like you got to statusmax and stop gambling holyyy(y)
 
TheEgg said:
what are those stuff gng also i dont wanna stop gambling im down like 8 bands these 8 months alone
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you got a whole website at ur disposal iqlet
 
TheEgg said:
im not from australia how much is that in jod or usd 😭
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$10 USD for caffeine $14-30 USD for volufiline btw don't expect results immediately even though your eyes will be depuffed after first use, it will take 3 weeks consistent use and good sleep to see improvements
 
Jenson said:
what does he need to do to ascend in your opinion other than hardmaxxing
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well hes 5'7 for one so its over in that department, he is also posting a frauded profile that isnt even a true front profile, neither do we have the side profile, I would advise him to learn how to take a proper and unfrauded front and side selfie, legit the only thing i can deduct is a large nose and slightly recessed chin
 
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JotaroJoestar said:
$10 USD for caffeine $14-30 USD for volufiline btw don't expect results immediately even though your eyes will be depuffed after first use, it will take 3 weeks consistent use and good sleep to see improvements
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where can i get them from?
 
TheEgg said:
ur fucking useless gtfo my thread retard
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Hes not, youre the retard, joining a forum before even trying the basics, thats like having surgery before losing weight, also bulk up youre skinny as hell
 
ZygolessBum said:
well hes 5'7 for one so its over in that department
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wasn't sure about that case since he's still 14 otherwise i'd just start researching hgh and tyra if i was him
ZygolessBum said:
he is also posting a frauded profile that isnt even a true front profile, neither do we have the side profile, I would advise him to learn how to take a proper and unfrauded front and side selfie, legit the only thing i can deduct is a large nose and slightly recessed chin
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im unsure if his nose is large or not or if it's the angle

i think OP won't post an unfrauded picture he claims he has eyebags but i can't see them that well in the picture
 
ZygolessBum said:
well hes 5'7 for one so its over in that department, he is also posting a frauded profile that isnt even a true front profile, neither do we have the side profile, I would advise him to learn how to take a proper and unfrauded front and side selfie, legit the only thing i can deduct is a large nose and slightly recessed chin
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imma be real here, i have a good side profile like ive been mewing since a very young age and my hyoid very lifted, my chin look like that cuz i was lwk looking down and opening my mouth a bit for wtv reason and i do got a fatass nose so idk how i can fix that. and yeah thanks for your opinion
 
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Hes not, youre the retard, joining a forum before even trying the basics, thats like having surgery before losing weight, also bulk up youre skinny as hell
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what a kind soul
 
TheEgg said:
imma be real here, i have a good side profile like ive been mewing since a very young age and my hyoid very lifted, my chin look like that cuz i was lwk looking down and opening my mouth a bit for wtv reason and i do got a fatass nose so idk how i can fix that. and yeah thanks for your opinion
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post unfrauded pics
 
TheEgg said:
imma be real here, i have a good side profile like ive been mewing since a very young age and my hyoid very lifted, my chin look like that cuz i was lwk looking down and opening my mouth a bit for wtv reason and i do got a fatass nose so idk how i can fix that. and yeah thanks for your opinion
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i want to be able to give u the best advice tho so create another thread or attach ur front and side here and ill actually rate you and tell you what you can do to improve
 
Jenson said:
wasn't sure about that case since he's still 14 otherwise i'd just start researching hgh and tyra if i was him

im unsure if his nose is large or not or if it's the angle

i think OP won't post an unfrauded picture he claims he has eyebags but i can't see them that well in the picture
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i do but its js a pixilated picture loll. its an angle unfortunately. like it sometimes is small when its like not bloated with oils and random shit, thats what im personally tryna fix like someone told me to softmaxx which idk what that is im hoping to get into that later
 
TheEgg said:
i do but its js a pixilated picture loll. its an angle unfortunately. like it sometimes is small when its like not bloated with oils and random shit, thats what im personally tryna fix like someone told me to softmaxx which idk what that is im hoping to get into that later
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you didn't need to make a thread it would have been more useful if you used the search and read a guide
 
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