YOU ARE NOT BEATING A CHIMPANZEE BRO (TIKTOKFAG DEBATES PMO, GTFIH IF U BELIEVE TS, PEUBERT CLASSIC, DNR = GAY)

[Peubert]

ALRIGHT BRO LET ME GET THIS SHIT STRAIGHT

I JUST SEEN A REAL ABT SOME GOOFY SAYING THAT HE COULD BEAT A CHIMP BECAUSE "MUHH AVERAGE GUY IS TALLER BRO"

NIGGA, A CHIMP IS RIPPING OF UR BALLSACK AND FEEDING IT TO U U ARE NOT WINNING TS DONT FORGET ABT THEIR TEETH EITHER BRO

YOU GUYS (except me ofcourse) ARE NOT BEATING A GROWN ASS CHIMP BRO LOOK AT THIS NIGGA

SHITPOSTING IS THE REASON THIS HEART STILL BEATS

 

[Mai Sakurajima.]

ALRIGHT BRO LET ME GET THIS SHIT STRAIGHT

I JUST SEEN A REAL ABT SOME GOOFY SAYING THAT HE COULD BEAT A CHIMP BECAUSE "MUHH AVERAGE GUY IS TALLER BRO"

NIGGA, A CHIMP IS RIPPING OF UR BALLSACK AND FEEDING IT TO U U ARE NOT WINNING TS DONT FORGET ABT THEIR TEETH EITHER BRO

YOU GUYS (except me ofcourse) ARE NOT BEATING A GROWN ASS CHIMP BRO LOOK AT THIS NIGGA

SHITPOSTING IS THE REASON THIS HEART STILL BEATS

damn im scared

 

[afroheadluke]

 

[Short]

 

[Peubert]

@justinAnomaly @TiktokUser @RedDragonSlayer67 @mangotimer READ MY SHIT

 

[Short]

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Fuck

 

[Peubert]

damn im scared

dw bro, as long as im here

nothing ever happens

 

[mangotimer]

@justinAnomaly @TiktokUser @RedDragonSlayer67 @mangotimer READ MY SHIT

good stuff man fucking hate faggots who mock chimp monkey mans

 

[Peubert]

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my bad for leaking u bro

 

[egyptianslayr]

I would fucking destroy a chimpanzee no diff

 

[mangotimer]

I would fucking destroy a chimpanzee no diff

stop fucking lying stop mocking chimp monkey mans you fucking beta cuckold male stop drinking soylent

 

[WannabeEhren]

ALRIGHT BRO LET ME GET THIS SHIT STRAIGHT

I JUST SEEN A REAL ABT SOME GOOFY SAYING THAT HE COULD BEAT A CHIMP BECAUSE "MUHH AVERAGE GUY IS TALLER BRO"

NIGGA, A CHIMP IS RIPPING OF UR BALLSACK AND FEEDING IT TO U U ARE NOT WINNING TS DONT FORGET ABT THEIR TEETH EITHER BRO

YOU GUYS (except me ofcourse) ARE NOT BEATING A GROWN ASS CHIMP BRO LOOK AT THIS NIGGA

SHITPOSTING IS THE REASON THIS HEART STILL BEATS

28 cm arms. Angle frauding subhuman ape gets mauled.

 

[Peubert]

I would fucking destroy a chimpanzee no diff

DEAD ASS TELL ME HOW U WOULD GO ABOUT IT

 

[Peubert]

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28 cm arms. Angle frauding subhuman ape gets mauled.

bro thats a diffrent monkey

im talking abt chimpanzees bro

and that shit is still mauling u

 

[egyptianslayr]

DEAD ASS TELL ME HOW U WOULD GO ABOUT IT

First I would stand up tall and intimidate the fuck out of that chimpanzee ( i have hunter eyes and high T ), then Ill swiftly kick him in the head while he tries to attack nervously, thats all it takes

 

[WannabeEhren]

bro thats a diffrent monkey

im talking abt chimpanzees bro

and that shit is still mauling u

That's literally a chimp. Its a photo from national geographic . IF you think an adult male cant maul a chimp you're a weak minded cuck

 

[Peubert]

That's literally a chimp. Its a photo from national geographic . IF you think an adult male cant maul a chimp you're a weak minded cuck

BRO GOOGLE ITS BITE FORCE NIGGA AND GRIP STRENGTH GROWN ADULT WONT DO SHIT WITHOUT THECHIMP PUNCING ON U AND GUTTING U

 

[cowmuncher26]

State of the forum btw

 

[WannabeEhren]

bro thats a diffrent monkey

im talking abt chimpanzees bro

and that shit is still mauling u

30 second gas tank. The chimp has no way to get close to me. Im teeping it for 30 seconds to a minute untill it gets tired, then im kicking it while being cautious to not get it get a hold of my leg (if it does I lean i and break its grip because I'm not a dumb ape and know how to effectively use leverage) then once it's fully tired out I'm either soccer kicking it untill it goes unconscious and choking it untill it dies. Or i begin curb stomping it. I'm not a defenseless woman or an 80yr old grandma with arthritis. There's literally a vid of a man getting jumped off guard by 4 large chimps, manhandling one to the ground while not even trying. And being able to escape with minor injuries.

 

[WannabeEhren]

BRO GOOGLE ITS BITE FORCE NIGGA AND GRIP STRENGTH GROWN ADULT WONT DO SHIT WITHOUT THECHIMP PUNCING ON U AND GUTTING U

225-350 psi. That "1300" psi you hear is the concentrated force on the canine. It cant crush bone in any capacity

 

[juan_max]

ALRIGHT BRO LET ME GET THIS SHIT STRAIGHT

I JUST SEEN A REAL ABT SOME GOOFY SAYING THAT HE COULD BEAT A CHIMP BECAUSE "MUHH AVERAGE GUY IS TALLER BRO"

NIGGA, A CHIMP IS RIPPING OF UR BALLSACK AND FEEDING IT TO U U ARE NOT WINNING TS DONT FORGET ABT THEIR TEETH EITHER BRO

YOU GUYS (except me ofcourse) ARE NOT BEATING A GROWN ASS CHIMP BRO LOOK AT THIS NIGGA

SHITPOSTING IS THE REASON THIS HEART STILL BEATS

looks like my polish boss from AT&T

 

[Dewhey321]

ALRIGHT BRO LET ME GET THIS SHIT STRAIGHT

I JUST SEEN A REAL ABT SOME GOOFY SAYING THAT HE COULD BEAT A CHIMP BECAUSE "MUHH AVERAGE GUY IS TALLER BRO"

NIGGA, A CHIMP IS RIPPING OF UR BALLSACK AND FEEDING IT TO U U ARE NOT WINNING TS DONT FORGET ABT THEIR TEETH EITHER BRO

YOU GUYS (except me ofcourse) ARE NOT BEATING A GROWN ASS CHIMP BRO LOOK AT THIS NIGGA

SHITPOSTING IS THE REASON THIS HEART STILL BEATS

I know a guy @ANON

 

[ANON]

I know a guy @ANON

Give me 15 seconds with a chimp

And I give you its skull

 

[DrRodger]

Stupid debate people just wanna make trends

 

[Peubert]

30 second gas tank. The chimp has no way to get close to me. Im teeping it for 30 seconds to a minute untill it gets tired, then im kicking it while being cautious to not get it get a hold of my leg (if it does I lean i and break its grip because I'm not a dumb ape and know how to effectively use leverage) then once it's fully tired out I'm either soccer kicking it untill it goes unconscious and choking it untill it dies. Or i begin curb stomping it. I'm not a defenseless woman or an 80yr old grandma with arthritis. There's literally a vid of a man getting jumped off guard by 4 large chimps, manhandling one to the ground while not even trying. And being able to escape with minor injuries.

FASTEST HUMAN GOES 27 MILES PER HOUR BTW SO UNLESS UR USAIN BOLT, UR NOT OUTRUNNING THIS
JFL AT U BREAKING ITS GRIP LMAOOO

BRO PLEASE SHUT UP ALREADY IM ALREADY ENTERTAINED U CLOWN

 

[Peubert]

Give me 15 seconds with a chimp

And I come out pregnant

 

[WannabeEhren]

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FASTEST HUMAN GOES 27 MILES PER HOUR BTW SO UNLESS UR USAIN BOLT, UR NOT OUTRUNNING THIS
JFL AT U BREAKING ITS GRIP LMAOOO
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BRO PLEASE SHUT UP ALREADY IM ALREADY ENTERTAINED U CLOWN

Im not running. Anyways w bait

 

[Peubert]

225-350 psi. That "1300" psi you hear is the concentrated force on the canine. It cant crush bone in any capacity

but it IS strong enough to deglove ur arm

 

[WannabeEhren]

but it IS strong enough to deglove ur arm

And im strong enough to pick it up and throw it away. And im strong & smart enough to not let it get a chance

 

[Peubert]

Im not running. Anyways w bait

PLEASE go to a third world countries zoo resort and ask them that u wanna fight a chimp

watch how quick ur ego drops

 

[Peubert]

And im strong enough to pick it up and throw it away. And im strong & smart enough to not let it get a chance

i bet u cant even pick up a cat thats scratching at u nigga, let alone a grown chimpanzee

 

[Thief]

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FASTEST HUMAN GOES 27 MILES PER HOUR BTW SO UNLESS UR USAIN BOLT, UR NOT OUTRUNNING THIS
JFL AT U BREAKING ITS GRIP LMAOOO
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BRO PLEASE SHUT UP ALREADY IM ALREADY ENTERTAINED U CLOWN

I'm 50% stronger than the average nigga pound for pound this isn't crazy

 

[WannabeEhren]

PLEASE go to a third world countries zoo resort and ask them that u wanna fight a chimp

watch how quick ur ego drops

I've been to zoos. Chimps are small as shit & cute. Its literally a non intelligent 6th grader on steroids. If you can't beat a 6th grader that's on you.

 

[WannabeEhren]

i bet u cant even pick up a cat thats scratching at u nigga, let alone a grown chimpanzee

I pick up your mom every damn night while she scratches my back. She weighs 5 chimps. I should be fine

 

[RedDragonSlayer67]

Im a killer without rules...

 

[Peubert]

I pick up your mom every damn night while she scratches my back. She weighs 5 chimps. I should be fine

shut the fuck up bitch

id dead ass smack the SHIT out of u if u even thought abt saying this shit to my face

 

[Peubert]

Im a killer without rules...

bro ofcourse no one is able to beat a chimp but YOU bro cmon now ur ruining my engagement bait thread

 

[RedDragonSlayer67]

bro ofcourse no one is able to beat a chimp but YOU bro cmon now ur ruining my engagement bait thread

Im a thug with a glock

 

[justinAnomaly]

@zennn
and @sonic55555
would rape this chimpanzee imo.

 

[crackyy]

low iq post lol just have a knife brootal 4 chimp