You burn 100 calories when fapping

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Google says men burn 100 calories when having sex for 25 min , now compare that to watching multiple porn videos and fapping for straight 1 hour .. that means 400 calories :lul::dafuckfeels::feelsree:

Dose that mean if i want to gain weight faster I should stop fapping everyday !? :unsure:
 
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The other day i sweated a lot so kinda legit.

Tiday I've jerked of 3 times (so far lol, there'll be more) mirin those calories.

I will try to go at it for a whole day with a foid. Imagine becoming better looking while having sex :love:
 
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I will try to go at it for a whole day with a foid. Imagine becoming better looking while having sex :love:
lol 24/7 looksmaxxing
 
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So I lose 700 calories a day?
 
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You also lose 100ng/ml testosterone
 
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The other day i sweated a lot so kinda legit.

Tiday I've jerked of 3 times (so far lol, there'll be more) mirin those calories.

I will try to go at it for a whole day with a foid. Imagine becoming better looking while having sex :love:
I need to gain weight tbh im skinny af
 
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So I lose 700 calories a day?
Damn you mogged me today then. My record is 1500 calories tho.

Nvm cope thread since they're not the same movements or intensity so u ain't burning that much.
 
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Damn you mogged me today then. My record is 1500 calories tho.

Nvm cope thread since they're not the same movements or intensity so u ain't burning that much.
1500 is insane son, my all time record is 900
 
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Damn you mogged me today then. My record is 1500 calories tho.

Nvm cope thread since they're not the same movements or intensity so u ain't burning that much.
Its not cope your heart movements are the same fapping or having sex or running it doesn't matter
 
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Yes bro moving your hand is the same thing as moving your entire body and muscles
 
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Fapping probably burns about as many calories as typing on a keyboard if not even less. Absolutely not as many as sex. Sex is a full-body activity while fapping is light repetitive jerking movements with a single hand.
 
Fapping probably burns about as many calories as typing on a keyboard if not even less. Absolutely not as many as sex. Sex is a full-body activity while fapping is light repetitive jerking movements with a single hand.
When im typing on a keyboard my heart doesn't beat faster like fapping .. it's more like running when im jerking offff
 
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When im typing on a keyboard my heart doesn't beat faster like fapping .. it's more like running.
It is a myth that higher heart rates mean faster basal metabolic rates (BMR's). Competitive athletes tend to have higher BMR's than fat couch potatoes despite having resting heart rates below or at the low end of the normal range. What determines how many calories an activity burns is how much weight is moved at a given distance, that is, how much work it takes to perform. Obviously, sex is a lot more work than fapping, so it burns a lot more calories.
 
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It is a myth that higher heart rates mean faster basal metabolic rates (BMR's). Competitive athletes tend to have higher BMR's than fat couch potatoes despite having resting heart rates below or at the low end of the normal range. What determines how many calories an activity burns is how much weight is moved at a given distance, that is, how much work it takes to perform. Obviously, sex is a lot more work than fapping, so it burns a lot more calories.
Time to fap
 
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u lose a lot of important nutrients in semen.
 
u lose a lot of important nutrients in semen.
I mean those nutrients already in your ballz they won't go back to your body ... you won't benefit from it they are for your kids if you put them in the right hole..
 
I mean those nutrients already in your ballz they won't go back to your body ... you won't benefit from it they are for your kids if you put them in the right hole..
yes, they will go back if u consume.
 
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