You Can Spot a Dirty Pot Head from a Mile Away

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A new group of tenants recently moved into the house that's located diagonally across from my backyard. Unfortunately, they are not the most desirable neighbors.

When I first caught a glimpse of these assholes in their backyard, I immediately knew I was going to have problems with them, and man was I right.

They were all Zoomers/Millennials, between the ages of about 22-32. Most of them had that unmistakable filthy pot addict look that's become all too common today among this cohort. I just knew that these people were either going to be loud, and disturb everyone within 50 yards, or/and they were going to smoke blunts and pollute my air with the rotten stench of marijuana (God forbid this smoked regular cigarettes, like normal people used to. But those wouldn't be strong enough to pollute half the block).

Anyway, they've been living here about a month now, and so far, they've been relatively quiet. But, the effluvium from their 'blunts' (a nauseating mix of cigar leaf and pot, which lowlifes from the Caribbean introduced to New York in the early-90s, and became all the rage to this day, replacing the standard 'joint', which was simply wrapped in white paper, and didn't reek quite as obnoxiously) is driving me crazy. I can't even keep my windows open to enjoy the fresh air anymore. This is infuriating. A drug addict's right to indulge in their addiction should not trump my right to breathe clean air. Do what the fuck you want but don't affect me!

This has never been a problem before, but ever since the degenerates in the Governor's mansion, the NY State Senate, and the NY State Assembly "legalized" pot, it's been a constant quality-of-life issue for me. And, now, it's quite literally in my fucking backyard!

This "legalization" (in flagrant violation of Federal law, by the way) could not have come at a worse time, especially with the recent proliferation of Section 8 housing vouchers, which has enabled low-class scum--who otherwise wouldn't be able to afford to live in decent neighborhoods--to move right next door to you. That's right. You had to work hard your entire life, and go into massive debt to afford to live in a good neighborhood, while that Section 8 lowlife waltzes right in next door to you for virtually nothing. And you have to deal with the consequences of living in proximity to him (pot-smoking, noise, crime, degeneracy, etc.). Had you known the louts on the left were going to deworsify your neighborhood and bring the ghetto to you, you could've simply moved there from the start and saved yourself a ton of money.

Another disturbing trend that has compounded the problem in the last few years has been allowing tenants use of the backyards that are attached to their units. Years ago, only landlords reserved that privilege in most of Brooklyn. But ever since the brainwashed retards, born after about 1960, became landlords en masse, they've been showering their tenants with extra goodies in their rental units, so they're compliant with the prevailing "equity and inclusion" zeitgeist (Can't have people who rent having a lower standard of living than the people who actually own the property, can we?) So now, not only are these scumbags living next door to you, they're right outside, adjacent to your backyard.

My only hope is that these dipshits will soon move out. There's been a high turnover in that particular unit (had 2 other tenants there in the past year and a half: loud Mexicans, that blasted Mariachi music during the day in the backyard, and Ukrainian refugees, that had loud, boisterous gatherings in their backyard until 3am). Hopefully, the landlords, who live in another house, safely away, don't get the idea of renting to American niggers. Then I'll get the whole package: noise, pot smoke, and probably crime.
 
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U can spot potheads bc most of them are fat fucks who look homeless
 

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