You cannot ‘Out-Guru’ this cornball

[Dr. Mog]

There is no superyatch Miami penthouse course seller guru that could out-guru this man.

He cannot use that laptop because his left hand is occupied via a martini, which he cannot drink because his mouth is occupied with a cigar, which he cannot smoke because his right hand is on his laptop.

We have now reached a new ascension in the evolution of fake gurus. This should now be named the dropshipper paradox.

@mcmentalonthemic @Mogs Me @registerfasterusing @Swarthy Knight @HXTRED999

 

[L88]

Turbolarp picture

 

[lnceIs]

Caged

 

[incelincel]

jfl

 

[HXTRED999]

I gotta recreate the picture

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

Fucking kek this is one of my favorite pics out there. Perfectly encapsulates the "grinding" goycattle.

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

Father of All Gurus

 

[Wicket]

Guy analysed the hands of a fake guru im crine